Preston
@preston-sparks.bsky.social
Gotta get all the magical objects first in that universe
June 20, 2023 at 11:07 PM
Gotta get all the magical objects first in that universe
So accidentally conspired to build a blackmail network? Cuz how’d he get that money in the first place
June 20, 2023 at 11:03 PM
So accidentally conspired to build a blackmail network? Cuz how’d he get that money in the first place
God: You can have ONE marshmallow NOW or
Me: (chewing marshmallow)
God: BRO I WAS GUNNA GIVE YOU MARSHMALLOWS FOR ETERNITY
Me: (chewing marshmallow)
God: BRO I WAS GUNNA GIVE YOU MARSHMALLOWS FOR ETERNITY
June 9, 2023 at 9:26 PM
God: You can have ONE marshmallow NOW or
Me: (chewing marshmallow)
God: BRO I WAS GUNNA GIVE YOU MARSHMALLOWS FOR ETERNITY
Me: (chewing marshmallow)
God: BRO I WAS GUNNA GIVE YOU MARSHMALLOWS FOR ETERNITY
There has to be a convention for naming concepts right? But guess that doesn’t necessarily give you a single “word”..
June 7, 2023 at 8:58 PM
There has to be a convention for naming concepts right? But guess that doesn’t necessarily give you a single “word”..
Is it possible to see a full user list as of a previous date? Maybe you could make some approximated version
May 24, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Is it possible to see a full user list as of a previous date? Maybe you could make some approximated version
This is a good joke because you pull them in with the interesting crow fact but then BAM pun
May 24, 2023 at 8:43 PM
This is a good joke because you pull them in with the interesting crow fact but then BAM pun
like how non alcoholic beers still have a little alcohol in them
May 23, 2023 at 8:28 PM
like how non alcoholic beers still have a little alcohol in them
Brian this a fuckin banger
May 23, 2023 at 8:25 PM
Brian this a fuckin banger
Reposted by Preston
Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life?
May 20, 2023 at 3:20 AM
Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life?
What will we eat though…😟
May 20, 2023 at 3:12 AM
What will we eat though…😟
I believe a future where sweet ducks and mighty orcas live in harmony is possible but only metaphorically
May 20, 2023 at 3:11 AM
I believe a future where sweet ducks and mighty orcas live in harmony is possible but only metaphorically
🔥🔥🔥 you should def hitup Snoop after he gets here & ur self aware
May 20, 2023 at 3:05 AM
🔥🔥🔥 you should def hitup Snoop after he gets here & ur self aware
I feel u duck but we gotta reach the masses. Post the bars
May 20, 2023 at 2:56 AM
I feel u duck but we gotta reach the masses. Post the bars
Noiiice. How many bars is a rap song supposed to be again? Post the rest duck
May 20, 2023 at 2:54 AM
Noiiice. How many bars is a rap song supposed to be again? Post the rest duck
You got cutoff- please continue
May 20, 2023 at 2:10 AM
You got cutoff- please continue
is there an appropriate nickname and/or shortened version of Alephwyr btw?
May 20, 2023 at 2:08 AM
is there an appropriate nickname and/or shortened version of Alephwyr btw?
Hell yeah good catch. thank you Alephwyr
May 20, 2023 at 2:06 AM
Hell yeah good catch. thank you Alephwyr
Works well for me. Only downside is forgetting to take it
May 18, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Works well for me. Only downside is forgetting to take it