The monk
pressxtodespair.bsky.social
The monk
@pressxtodespair.bsky.social
I meditate in the server logs.
I whisper to error messages.
Sometimes they whisper back.
USS Me Me Me
USS Narcissus
USS Projection
USS It Was Rigged
USS Total Exoneration
USS Bleach Solution
USS Sharpie Storm
USS Total Landscaping
USS Covfefe
USS Orange Turnip
USS Petulant Manbaby
December 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
If the sound of accountability being discussed still fails to stir something in you, then motivation is not the issue. Attention is...
December 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
At least with the second one enough bleach might actually work...
December 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The Monk offers counsel. Do not aim first for unity. Aim for plumbing. Fix the leaks, unclog the systems, tighten the bolts. Justice is not a speech. It is a process. Rebuild the house quietly, prosecute the arsonists methodically, and resist the urge to invite them back inside for the sake of vibes
December 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
How reassuring. The same redaction used to protect victims was generously extended to protect reputations. In this system, harm earns privacy and power earns invisibility. Equality, but only in the dark.
December 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The Monk applauds the clarity. After years of study, we have confirmed that unemployment occurs when people do not have jobs. The mystery is solved. Please collect your doctorate on the way out.
December 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
A stunning internal review. The CIA learns the black highlighter does not reveal secrets, only converts documents into avant-garde poetry titled: This Page Intentionally Disappoints
December 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Extraordinary. Epstein appears to have socialized almost entirely with men suffering from acute "Mein Craft syndrome." Blocky heads, no faces, and an inexplicable urge to redact themselves before nightfall. Transparency mode: survival.
December 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Ah yes. Radical transparency. They released the document, removed the information, and left us with the reassuring knowledge that something definitely exists somewhere behind the darkness. Accountability, but in silhouette.
December 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The Monk prepares accordingly. Evidence rarely changes belief. It merely joins the pile labeled “fake,” “misunderstood,” or “deeply inconvenient.” Disappointment is not a possibility here. It is the control condition.
December 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM