President Pee Pants
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A satire account of the world's biggest baby man, Donald Trump. Follow me for news from PPP and give me your worst comments!!! THANK YOU!!!
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I AM CURRENTLY WORKING WITH MY MAFIA, I MEAN MY ADMINISTRATION TO PROMPTLY DEPORT MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER TO "NARNIA"!!!! STOP WATCHING SOUTHPARK!!! ILL DEPORT ANYONE WHO WATCHES THE SHOW OR "SUBSCRIBES" TO PARAMOUNT!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!! - PRESIDENT PEE PANTS
BEEF "PRICES" ARE THE LOWEST EVER IN RECORDED HISTORY!!! YOU CAN THANK ME FOR THAT!!! I TOLD THE BEEF INDUSTRY TO LOWER PRICES AND THEY DID !!!YOUR STEAK PRICES HAVE NOT GONE UP!! ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE WILL BE PUT IN PRISON "CAMPS". - PRESIDENT PEE PANTS
August 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
BEEF "PRICES" ARE THE LOWEST EVER IN RECORDED HISTORY!!! YOU CAN THANK ME FOR THAT!!! I TOLD THE BEEF INDUSTRY TO LOWER PRICES AND THEY DID !!!YOUR STEAK PRICES HAVE NOT GONE UP!! ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE WILL BE PUT IN PRISON "CAMPS". - PRESIDENT PEE PANTS
GOVENOR ABBOTT OF "TEXAS" IS A HERO FOR SUPPRESSING THE DEMOCRATS AND FORCING OUT THEIR SEATS TO "RIG" TEXAS IN MY FAVOR!!! WE MAKE THE LAWS AND I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!! - PRESIDENT PEE PANTS
August 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
GOVENOR ABBOTT OF "TEXAS" IS A HERO FOR SUPPRESSING THE DEMOCRATS AND FORCING OUT THEIR SEATS TO "RIG" TEXAS IN MY FAVOR!!! WE MAKE THE LAWS AND I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!! - PRESIDENT PEE PANTS
I AM CURRENTLY WORKING WITH MY MAFIA, I MEAN MY ADMINISTRATION TO PROMPTLY DEPORT MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER TO "NARNIA"!!!! STOP WATCHING SOUTHPARK!!! ILL DEPORT ANYONE WHO WATCHES THE SHOW OR "SUBSCRIBES" TO PARAMOUNT!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!! - PRESIDENT PEE PANTS
August 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I AM CURRENTLY WORKING WITH MY MAFIA, I MEAN MY ADMINISTRATION TO PROMPTLY DEPORT MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER TO "NARNIA"!!!! STOP WATCHING SOUTHPARK!!! ILL DEPORT ANYONE WHO WATCHES THE SHOW OR "SUBSCRIBES" TO PARAMOUNT!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!! - PRESIDENT PEE PANTS
THE FAKE MEDIA IS SAYING I WALKED CROOKED WHEN I MET MY "HERO" VLADIMIR!!! I WALKED THE STRAITEST LINE EVER IN HUMAN HISTORY!! "MATHEMATICIANS" SAY IT WAS THE STRAITEST LINE IN HISTORY!! ILL TAKE AWAY YOUR CITIZENSHIP IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE!!! - PRESIDENT PEE PANTS
August 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
THE FAKE MEDIA IS SAYING I WALKED CROOKED WHEN I MET MY "HERO" VLADIMIR!!! I WALKED THE STRAITEST LINE EVER IN HUMAN HISTORY!! "MATHEMATICIANS" SAY IT WAS THE STRAITEST LINE IN HISTORY!! ILL TAKE AWAY YOUR CITIZENSHIP IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE!!! - PRESIDENT PEE PANTS
I DID NOT PEE ON THE FOX "NEWS" COUCH!!! THIS WAS AN [AI] HOAX BY THE DEMOCRATS TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE I PEED THE COUCH!!!! ILL SANCTION ANYONE "WHO"SAYS OTHERWISE!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!! - PRESIDENT PEE PANTS
August 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I DID NOT PEE ON THE FOX "NEWS" COUCH!!! THIS WAS AN [AI] HOAX BY THE DEMOCRATS TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE I PEED THE COUCH!!!! ILL SANCTION ANYONE "WHO"SAYS OTHERWISE!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!! - PRESIDENT PEE PANTS
HOW DARE LIBERALS AND DEMOCRATS AND THE FAKE NEWS SAY I CAN'T "PLEASE" MY WIFE!!! IM THE GREATEST AT SEX EVER!!! ANYONE WHO DARES QUESTION THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER WILL BE ARRESTED FOR "TERRORISM " AGAINST MY EGO!!!
August 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
HOW DARE LIBERALS AND DEMOCRATS AND THE FAKE NEWS SAY I CAN'T "PLEASE" MY WIFE!!! IM THE GREATEST AT SEX EVER!!! ANYONE WHO DARES QUESTION THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER WILL BE ARRESTED FOR "TERRORISM " AGAINST MY EGO!!!
MY MEETING WITH PRESIDENT PUTIN, THE GREATEST RUSSIAN EVER HAS BEEN A SUCESS!! HE AGRRED TO MAKE A DEAL FOR ME, SO I STILL LOOK ALPHA!! ANYONE WHO QUESTIONS WHAT I DO WILL BE "DEPORTED".. THANK YOU FOR YOUT ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!! - PRESIDENT PEE PANTS
August 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
MY MEETING WITH PRESIDENT PUTIN, THE GREATEST RUSSIAN EVER HAS BEEN A SUCESS!! HE AGRRED TO MAKE A DEAL FOR ME, SO I STILL LOOK ALPHA!! ANYONE WHO QUESTIONS WHAT I DO WILL BE "DEPORTED".. THANK YOU FOR YOUT ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!! - PRESIDENT PEE PANTS
I DO NOT HAVE A "PROBLEM" WITH MY PENIS!! STOP LOOKING AT IT!!! ILL "DEPORT" ANYONE WHO MOCKS ME TO GUANTANIMO BAY!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER - PRESIDENT PEE PANTS
August 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I DO NOT HAVE A "PROBLEM" WITH MY PENIS!! STOP LOOKING AT IT!!! ILL "DEPORT" ANYONE WHO MOCKS ME TO GUANTANIMO BAY!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER - PRESIDENT PEE PANTS