JarJarBinks4President
@presidentjar46.bsky.social
Boro. Save the planet, follow the science, be nice not greedy. Eat the toffs. Avoid Nazis and oligarchs.
Roger that
November 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Roger that
Guns, nutty religions, drive through banks, drinking age of 21, tipping, ridiculously low minimum wage, Fox “News”, American Football, Baseball, massive cars, Las Vegas, bouffant hair, awful coffee, toilet doors with huge gaps, cities designed around cars….. I’m going to run out of characters
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Guns, nutty religions, drive through banks, drinking age of 21, tipping, ridiculously low minimum wage, Fox “News”, American Football, Baseball, massive cars, Las Vegas, bouffant hair, awful coffee, toilet doors with huge gaps, cities designed around cars….. I’m going to run out of characters
Our wedding song 😵💫
November 15, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Our wedding song 😵💫
I’d like to read that message. Probably burned through the back of his skull
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I’d like to read that message. Probably burned through the back of his skull
Stuck in the middle with you?
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Stuck in the middle with you?
I fell asleep. You’ve reminded me to look it up on Disney to see what I missed
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I fell asleep. You’ve reminded me to look it up on Disney to see what I missed
Named after a keyboard?
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Named after a keyboard?
Mrs JarJar did it in 1. I thought she’d won the lottery the way she screamed, jumped up and danced around the room. 🤦♂️
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Mrs JarJar did it in 1. I thought she’d won the lottery the way she screamed, jumped up and danced around the room. 🤦♂️
His worst song. Despite the harmonica. Not included in my Best Stevie Wonder playlist
November 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
His worst song. Despite the harmonica. Not included in my Best Stevie Wonder playlist
I think they missed the chance to use Puss n Boots by Adam Ant.
November 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I think they missed the chance to use Puss n Boots by Adam Ant.
Is there a Peace Prize? They’re all the rage apparently
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Is there a Peace Prize? They’re all the rage apparently
I thought peak FIFA corruption had been reached with Sepp Blatter. How wrong I was.
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I thought peak FIFA corruption had been reached with Sepp Blatter. How wrong I was.
Chris Bowen announced last week that
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Chris Bowen announced last week that
They’re great
November 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
They’re great
This - from WH Smith in Stockton. Next single purchase was Rappers Delight I think.
November 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
This - from WH Smith in Stockton. Next single purchase was Rappers Delight I think.
At the moment no. I think the jury is still out on whether we’re good enough for promotion (and by extension that Rob is a good manager).
November 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
At the moment no. I think the jury is still out on whether we’re good enough for promotion (and by extension that Rob is a good manager).
Fighting ideological battles on behalf of their big money donors, while the world burns, floods, freezes and is blown away by storms. Eejits. If it’s money they want, why not attach themselves to the renewables industry instead?
November 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Fighting ideological battles on behalf of their big money donors, while the world burns, floods, freezes and is blown away by storms. Eejits. If it’s money they want, why not attach themselves to the renewables industry instead?
It’s football. Ker Ching💰💷🪙
November 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It’s football. Ker Ching💰💷🪙
What’s the plot? More than decent keeper gets dropped by not very good male coach, gets stuck at home during Covid like everyone else, plays in a World Cup final and saves a penalty and swears in front of live TV audience, then gets dropped by very good female coach, throws hissy fit. Retires?
November 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
What’s the plot? More than decent keeper gets dropped by not very good male coach, gets stuck at home during Covid like everyone else, plays in a World Cup final and saves a penalty and swears in front of live TV audience, then gets dropped by very good female coach, throws hissy fit. Retires?
He just wants to return us to the g(l)ory days of the past. We were much safer in those days and if we were killed and abused at least it wasn’t by “dirty forriners” rather, it would have been real British murderers like Fred West, Peter Sutcliffe, Brady/Hindley or Peter Moore.
November 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
He just wants to return us to the g(l)ory days of the past. We were much safer in those days and if we were killed and abused at least it wasn’t by “dirty forriners” rather, it would have been real British murderers like Fred West, Peter Sutcliffe, Brady/Hindley or Peter Moore.
I did this as a kid in my grandads garage. It hurt so much, but I felt I couldn’t tell anyone. Being laughed at would have been even worse (I was a kid, my ability to laugh at myself wasn’t yet developed).
November 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I did this as a kid in my grandads garage. It hurt so much, but I felt I couldn’t tell anyone. Being laughed at would have been even worse (I was a kid, my ability to laugh at myself wasn’t yet developed).