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presidenthellsatan.bsky.social
Homies Trismagistus
@presidenthellsatan.bsky.social
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Thrice great and always down to hang
Has used computer before.
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It's from this thing, a comic from a book called "Tuth for Youth" this one was drawn by an ex marvel illustrator. The design is an homage to the classic chick tract "Big Daddy"
a picture of some toughs hanging out infront of a window and some lockers (so probably it's supposed to be a school) the window has signs that say "Free Birth Control" and "Sexual Orientation Counselling." The Toughs are: Top Left: A scowling guy in a trench coat, a shirt with a skull and crossbones that says "drugs" and lightning print pants, he is holding a rifle Top Right: A bald guy in a similar trench coat, he has an angry grimace and a big knife, you can't see that much of him because of someone standing in front of him. Bottom Left: A guy in a backwards cap with a nose and eyebrow ring. He is holding a pistol in one hand and has what appear to be a bunch of books in his other hand. He is wearing the "My Ancestor" shirt. Bottom Right: A girl in a tank top and blue jeans holding a book and a spiral notebook to her chest. She is clearly a miscreant as she has a tribal tattoo around her right arm and the word "SeX" tattooed above it.
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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I was given a powerful shirt today:
A black t-shirt with a picture of a mean mugging ape's face and the words "my ancestor" written around it
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Ain't no rule says he can't do it
A very excited border collie facing the camera and panting while lying down in front of the ball he had just fetched
October 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Here are the other 4 I got distracted building them and forgot to take pictures.
October 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Here's #1
October 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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5 lil guys getting ready to exist
October 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Garlf Kuhogan
A comics panel from "Fist of the North Star." It shows Aa big giant fat guy with a bald top of the head and long side hair, a cartoonishly long and a pointy nose. He is holding a dead or unconscious guy in one hand, while a crowd of guys and a big bulldog look at him from behind on the other side. He is saying: "Hwa ha ha! Ken'oh's reign is over. Starting today, this city belongs to lord Garlf Kuhogan. And in this city, DOGS ARE THE LAW!"
October 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Lunchtime w goblin
Goblin, the fluffy black cat sits at a table in a chair as though a fine meal were to be served to him.
October 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Tylenol, pshhhh
A stickey on the side of a truck that says: "HARDOX in my body"
September 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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a dog on top and a bat on the bottom to establish that bats are like the dogs of the sky
September 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Further dog angles
The lil whelp from the previous post but she is looking at the camera now
September 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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A lil doggie wandered into my yard so I got to take her on a walk to find her people. Her name was Chloe and she was a good dog and very happy to see her dog bosses.
A little black and brown dog sitting A little black and brown dog looking forward and panting a bit.
September 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Friday night skeleton crew check in
A comic panel from "Dai-Dark" which depicts a skeleton exuberently bursting out of the top of a body, on the side the sound effect "po-one" is written in katakana. On the bottom of the panel is a small black star and "Bada-bone~" written in roman letters.
September 6, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Nap queen
A big dog curled up in a bay window taking a nap
August 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Here are some dogs I'm hanging out with
Nani and Dougal together lounging on a snazzy carpet Nani, a big st bernard looks at me expecting attention. Dougal, a little terrier dog has rolled over into my lap for pets.
August 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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I carve lil guys out of wood and put them in the yard.
A bunch of lil woodcarving guys in the yard.
August 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Forced to use hard mode chopsticks
An olive being picked up by a pair of glass stirring rods
July 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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This lil guy was made from excess wood from one of those axe throwing bars. He was originally meant to have wide horns but there was axe damage so he got ears instead.
The back of the lil guy, showing all the axe damage. Its next to a ruler so you can see that its a bit more than a foot long The fully carved lil guy. A carved wooden head. With ears
July 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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I guess this one is gonna stay on the mantle for now
July 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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July 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Made another lil guy but forgot to leave enough room for the body so im gonna have to figure out what to do with it since I can't just stake him in the ground with the rest of the gang.
July 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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A Sleepy hound
A big fluffy dog (noodles) bein all sleepy on a coucjh
July 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Here are some recent dogs I hung out with.
A big brown kinda fluffy dog (noodles) lounges on a couch. Somebody (me) is giving him a lil pet on his haunches. A smallish 3 color (black brown and white) aussie shepherd type dog (vandal) is flopped on her side on a couch somebody (me) is giving her a lil pet. She has one paw propped up its real cute.
July 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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screenshot from castlevania 2 that says "what a horrible night to have a curse" the idea being that the Belmont's curse (always having to fight dracula.) Is really similar to tims curse (not being able to post about Funko pops) the only difference is that "night" is really "tenure of employment." It's a sophisticated joke really, takes a lot of advanced thought and knowledge of console video games. Ahhh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them), the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons have driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning.
July 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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this is a real good fb marketplace add i keep seeing:
a screenshot of a facebook marketplace add, the thumbnail image is an inscrutable machine made of skime kind of black plastic or metal, it just looks like a bunch of random molded parts. Underneath the price reads $300 and the add text just says "It's for sale"
June 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM