President Gollum
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45th and 47th president of Middle-Earth
Floridaman Adopts New 'Gulf of America' Name
January 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Floridaman Adopts New 'Gulf of America' Name
BREAKING: Floridaman wants to buy Greenland and Panama.
January 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
BREAKING: Floridaman wants to buy Greenland and Panama.
Happy holidays!
December 10, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Happy holidays!
NEWS: Florida man withdraws from his nomination because it got too old.
November 21, 2024 at 6:16 PM
NEWS: Florida man withdraws from his nomination because it got too old.
NEWS: Florida man met with cable TV network, received rim job
November 21, 2024 at 4:57 PM
NEWS: Florida man met with cable TV network, received rim job
NEWS: Florida man nominates Dr Oz to oversee Medicare and Medicaid, after being turned down by Dr. Pepper.
November 20, 2024 at 12:25 AM
NEWS: Florida man nominates Dr Oz to oversee Medicare and Medicaid, after being turned down by Dr. Pepper.
Florida man pressures Congress to approve his nomination of wax figure from Whoville
November 19, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Florida man pressures Congress to approve his nomination of wax figure from Whoville
NEWS: Florida man celebrates diversity.
November 17, 2024 at 8:38 PM
NEWS: Florida man celebrates diversity.
BREAKING: Florida man nominates frac fluid drinking enthusiast as secretary of energy.
November 16, 2024 at 10:26 PM
BREAKING: Florida man nominates frac fluid drinking enthusiast as secretary of energy.
Florida man names swollen testical as communications director.
November 15, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Florida man names swollen testical as communications director.