Weldon Gaines
@pres57.bsky.social
Humorist.
Author of LOUDER THAN FICTION: Weapons of Mass Discussion or Life is a comedy. Be Serious.
"Who knew that writing comedy was a black job?"
Author of LOUDER THAN FICTION: Weapons of Mass Discussion or Life is a comedy. Be Serious.
"Who knew that writing comedy was a black job?"
Trump got into trouble for putting gold trim on the White House ceiling and doorways. You can't do that in public housing.
Trumps acronym MAGA is prayer: Make America Ghetto. Amen.
Trumps acronym MAGA is prayer: Make America Ghetto. Amen.
January 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Trump got into trouble for putting gold trim on the White House ceiling and doorways. You can't do that in public housing.
Trumps acronym MAGA is prayer: Make America Ghetto. Amen.
Trumps acronym MAGA is prayer: Make America Ghetto. Amen.
"WELCOME TO THE GHETTO"
In true "ghetto" fashion, buildings of historical significance to Blacks are torn down and never replaced. See your local MLK Drive or the East Wing of the White House.
In true "ghetto" fashion, buildings of historical significance to Blacks are torn down and never replaced. See your local MLK Drive or the East Wing of the White House.
January 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
"WELCOME TO THE GHETTO"
In true "ghetto" fashion, buildings of historical significance to Blacks are torn down and never replaced. See your local MLK Drive or the East Wing of the White House.
In true "ghetto" fashion, buildings of historical significance to Blacks are torn down and never replaced. See your local MLK Drive or the East Wing of the White House.
"The President's Laws..." now that is indoctrination. Social Studies in college should be an introduction to how the real world is. This future teacher or childcare employee (per the chancellor, that's all Texas A&M offers😀) will be ill-equipped for the challenges each profession presents.
September 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"The President's Laws..." now that is indoctrination. Social Studies in college should be an introduction to how the real world is. This future teacher or childcare employee (per the chancellor, that's all Texas A&M offers😀) will be ill-equipped for the challenges each profession presents.
God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah. Not for homosexuality. But for being adulterous, prideful, and unwelcoming to strangers. Sodom and Gomorrah were the first gated communities.
August 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah. Not for homosexuality. But for being adulterous, prideful, and unwelcoming to strangers. Sodom and Gomorrah were the first gated communities.
The Old Testament never called homosexuality (as we define it) a sin. The Old Testament objected to the "wasting of semen". This, no doubt, led to the ridicule of public masturbation.
August 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The Old Testament never called homosexuality (as we define it) a sin. The Old Testament objected to the "wasting of semen". This, no doubt, led to the ridicule of public masturbation.
I do not believe it will happen. The Supremes will have to weigh free will vs. personal objection. We can have personal objections, but we cannot force those objections upon others. We elect people to do it for us.
August 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I do not believe it will happen. The Supremes will have to weigh free will vs. personal objection. We can have personal objections, but we cannot force those objections upon others. We elect people to do it for us.
Love is a chemical reaction. That chemical is dopamine. Dopamine keeps you there through insults, illnesses, and in-laws.
August 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Love is a chemical reaction. That chemical is dopamine. Dopamine keeps you there through insults, illnesses, and in-laws.
A good con artist would have stuck the landing, and then lightly chided the audience for not knowing the pledge.
August 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
A good con artist would have stuck the landing, and then lightly chided the audience for not knowing the pledge.
Sir, it is wrong to make fun of dementia, or as Trump might say, "demonic".
August 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Sir, it is wrong to make fun of dementia, or as Trump might say, "demonic".
She would probably prefer the Girl Scouts. Young girls are easier to manip..coer...prepare for the future.
August 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
She would probably prefer the Girl Scouts. Young girls are easier to manip..coer...prepare for the future.
So true. However, the next democrat elected president will be stuck with Trump's ballroom. Since Trump wants to be at The White House forever, we can make it his mausoleum.
August 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
So true. However, the next democrat elected president will be stuck with Trump's ballroom. Since Trump wants to be at The White House forever, we can make it his mausoleum.
I suspect that is a lie. He simply can't afford to buy/rent where he wants to live in D.C., or being a Trumper, he is afraid of being recognized in public, and can hide in his office, while being protected by the Capitol Police. Hmmm.
August 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I suspect that is a lie. He simply can't afford to buy/rent where he wants to live in D.C., or being a Trumper, he is afraid of being recognized in public, and can hide in his office, while being protected by the Capitol Police. Hmmm.
Texas Republicans have a sense of humor about gerrymandering. Two of the new side by side districts are shaped like F and U.
August 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Texas Republicans have a sense of humor about gerrymandering. Two of the new side by side districts are shaped like F and U.
Cold genocide. Warmed by the blanket of "faith". Jesus weeps.
July 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Cold genocide. Warmed by the blanket of "faith". Jesus weeps.
"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain".
July 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain".
In Scotland, Trump and his caddy were openly cheating at golf. Not surprising, that's how the plays his corruption and marriage.
July 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
In Scotland, Trump and his caddy were openly cheating at golf. Not surprising, that's how the plays his corruption and marriage.
To paraphrase Speaker Mike Johnson: "We can intuit" his guilt.
July 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
To paraphrase Speaker Mike Johnson: "We can intuit" his guilt.
Always best to hide in plain sight.
July 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Always best to hide in plain sight.
Epstein only wanted their bodies, not their souls.
July 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Epstein only wanted their bodies, not their souls.
Shine a light on the architects of Project 2025 and its goal to affect the narrative of America's history. These things will force them to cut Trump lose. Leaving him to use is corruption gained funds to defend himself-while his dementia grows. They are smart people.
July 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Shine a light on the architects of Project 2025 and its goal to affect the narrative of America's history. These things will force them to cut Trump lose. Leaving him to use is corruption gained funds to defend himself-while his dementia grows. They are smart people.
HIs "allowed" corruption is his payment for being a "tool" for Project 2025 and its architects. Trump is not the only "tool". Shine a light on Republicans in The House and Senate. Shine a light on the conservative members of The Supreme Court.
July 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
HIs "allowed" corruption is his payment for being a "tool" for Project 2025 and its architects. Trump is not the only "tool". Shine a light on Republicans in The House and Senate. Shine a light on the conservative members of The Supreme Court.
A year ago, Trump could stand upright. now he has the "old age tilt". HIs shoulders are hunched, his back his curving with a noticeable hump. Some will say it is the weight of the office. It is all the corruption.
July 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
A year ago, Trump could stand upright. now he has the "old age tilt". HIs shoulders are hunched, his back his curving with a noticeable hump. Some will say it is the weight of the office. It is all the corruption.
Reeks of Stephen Miller's disdain for Latin children. This further legitimizes my theory that as a young man Stephen Miller had his heart broken by his Latin lover. He still cannot forgive him.
July 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Reeks of Stephen Miller's disdain for Latin children. This further legitimizes my theory that as a young man Stephen Miller had his heart broken by his Latin lover. He still cannot forgive him.