it takes a truly special game to have a bad guy named “Badbad” with henchmen called “Badmen” who have transformed a village’s whole population into dogs with a “dog pill”. I don’t know if this is solely the cause of a translation error but I can’t imagine the original script is much less ridiculous

THIS, IS THE VAMPIRE KILLER

At this rate you'll reinvent rise of the triad when you're done

Biker outfit