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Haiku from India

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Mother India

New chaos meets old wisdom

It's good to be back

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New Delhi, 13.01.26
January 13, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Adding another chapter to my thesis on The Semiotics of Airport Lounges, an International Comparative Analysis (With Snacks).

Colombo Airport, bound for New Delhi.
January 12, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Shards, fragments and glimpses into a country’s soul. I'll be writing one of these as I leave each country, summing up my feelings after all the dozens of fleeting impressions I've posted.

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Nomad as a Hatter 2: Notes from Sri Lanka
Filtering Paradise: Human Warmth in Sri Lanka
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January 12, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Hello little buddy, welcome to my table but no way are you getting any of that croissant.
January 12, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I didn’t ask a model to step out of Bollywood and come and sit right opposite me!
January 11, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Conversation between 2 Americans going to Europe. They were headed first to ParisFrance, then BerlinGermany and finally RomeIddaly.

No, dear chaps, you’re going to Paris, Berlin and Rome. By all means say BerlinOhio just as you might say DogsbollocksvilleArkansas.

But please, some proportion...
January 11, 2026 at 9:08 AM
I’ve made many new writer friends on Substack, people with a depth and word wizardry that humble me. Imagine my surprise and joy when one of those new friends wrote this about me today.

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Andrew Morris (@andrewmorrisworld)
Oh. My. God. This is beautiful Laura. At times when my own self-perception is shadowy, I will come back over and over to read this. Thank you for a truly moving tribute. I have no more words (for once...
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January 11, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Haiku on the edge
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Liquid horizon
Entrancing view that stretches
To infinity
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PS just don’t look down

Colombo, Sri Lanka
11.01.26
January 11, 2026 at 6:11 AM
A decade of remission from the mental rollercoaster...

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Whisperings from the Edge 6: The Halcyon Years*
A decade-long remission from the rollercoaster
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January 11, 2026 at 4:06 AM
On the rocks. The sea in Colombo.
January 10, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Now that I did NOT expect to see. Sanjeeva McTaggart strikes again, popping up from a bush.
January 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Two tuktuks enjoying a romantic tryst
January 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Haiku from the Lotus Tower

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Eating in the air

Below: toy cars, ants, Lego

Only sky above

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Colombo, Sri Lanka

10.01.26
January 10, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Divorce, despondency, dating sites and disasters. A laugh a minute!

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The Cupid Comedy Club 6: The French Connection
Divorce, despondency, dating sites and disasters.
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January 10, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Haiku from the hotel walkway
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Endless sea in front
Behind the city rumbles
Caught between two worlds
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Colombo, Sri Lanka
09.01.26
January 9, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Haiku for Chinthi
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Farewell sweet Chinthi
When I came you were my host
Now you’re my sister
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Bandarawela, Sri Lanka
08.01.26
January 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Haiku for a Ceylonese siesta
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Dozy afternoon
Rainy lullaby, eyes close,
Transported away
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Bandarawela, Sri Lanka
07.01.26
January 7, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Haiku on nature
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City living’s great
But nothing compares to this
Green tranquility
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Bandarawela, Sri Lanka
06.01.26
January 6, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Tuktuks in the rain, seen through the windscreen, on the road to Nuwari Eliya, Sri Lanka.
January 5, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Haiku outside Chinthi’s house
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Verdant bower leads
Downstairs, to the outer world
Gentle mists hover
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Bandarawela, Sri Lanka
05.01.26
January 5, 2026 at 3:58 AM
No comment required
January 4, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Seen in a toilet in the hills of Sri Lanka. :D
January 4, 2026 at 4:58 PM
You’ll all be aware that under the British, Sri Lanka was called Ceylon. However, you may not know that the Arabic name for the country was “Sarandib” The word “serendipitous” was coined by Horace Walpole in 1754 from the Persian tale The Three Princes of Serendip.

You're welcome.
January 4, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Haiku for Sri Lanka
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Lush green scenery
Bright colours, new sights and sounds
Spain left far behind
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Somewhere between Colombo and Badulla
03.01.26
January 3, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Did I mention that I love fast-track security ? If I did, too bad, I’m going to mention it again.

Pictured: the queue.

Even when I arrive at the airport four hours early, I still hate queuing.

€15 well spent, unless you have a business-class ticket, in which case it’s €0. Cheap at 2x the price.
January 2, 2026 at 10:47 AM