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Magister Preiselfels
@preiselfels.bsky.social
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any/all | in that liminal space between Gen X and Millenials (late 20s) | bi, horny and feral so expect the expected | MSc Astrobiology
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lol no
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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I'd do it again, and none of you could stop me..
A man in a hospital bad. He looks thin and drained, a shadow of his former self. Under his blanket however, an erection is tenting, ready for more. Artist: GlacierClear
November 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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very Odysseuscore (have a nice time!!!)
reddit posts in r/ambien from u/LimberLoveMuscle describing loving adoration for their wife (with slight typos): "MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8" & "my wiwwwfie wife is visting her mom and i miss her" & "mywife is soft nd ilikeher"
October 28, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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As an Elite:Dangerous player: Count me afraid, tbh...
"Be not afraid" asks a humble star-shaped Ghost (from Destiny). A Helldiver looks bloodshot into the frame, shocked at a flashback half-transparent behind him: A hostile Thargoid alien spaceship from Elite:Dangerous.
September 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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;3c
graphite powder on top of a mysterious figure from Undertale commonly associated with the character W. D. Gaster
August 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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not the worst idea I've ever seen
a chunk of graphite rock overlaid on top of the Undertale character Papyrus
August 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Glory Shadowrun à la carte
The character Glory from the game Shadowrun: Dragonfall, a slim girl with long black hair and a grim facial expression. Her poofy overalls are tied at the hip exposing artificial skin plating on her stomach. Her arms are heavily cybernetically enhanced with enormous and bulky, metal claws.
July 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Charlie Kelly from the comedy show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" beholding a taxidermied bird with teeth glued to its beak, wondering: "No, I mean did you discover a bird with teeth in this fashion?"
July 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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From Jurassic Park: Dr. Ian Malcolm (played by Jeff Goldblum) with the caption: "You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should."
July 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Shoutout to Shadowrun where Chicago suffered a massive infestation of extraplanar insect spirits (caused by a failed military intervention), the city center being termed "Bug City" colloquially.
A portrait of an insect spirit from the Game Shadowrun Returns: A grotesquely oversized ant-like insect with enormous mandibles and gnarly, green eyes.
July 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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indeed
Senator Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising holding the protagonist Raiden (also called Jack) by the scruff, with the caption: "PRIDE MONTH? A MONTH JACK? DON'T BE SO RIDICULOUS." He then cheers to the sky: "SHITS GAY ALL YEAR ROUND SON!"
July 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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A classic
A stylized depiction of Sisyphos eternally rolling a boulder up a mountain only for it to tumble down before reaching the summit. The boulder carries the caption: "The fucking dishes again"
June 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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A meme of Gregor Samsa (protagonist of the Kafka novel "The Metamorphosis") who has been turned into a giant beetle lying on its back inside his human bed with the captain "YES FUCK YES HAHAHA FINALLY"
June 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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A scene from the game Portal. The companion cube - a sci-fi cube with heart motifs on all six sides - is held over an active incinerator, about to be dropped by the player.
June 2, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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THERE SHE IS
it's gorgeous ive been looking forward to it cuz the colors looked so striking and pleasant in the WIP i love the palette AAAA
a feral creature, tearing something it loves apart out of uncontained emotions (positive)
May 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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To be fair, with "you'll find a way to make it happen", Randy is spot-on :D
A screencap from the TV show "Lazy Town"; its central antagonist Robbie Rotten is dressed up as pirate (including a real macaw) and points and laughs at the camera.
May 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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A pensive, resigned and disappointed looking cartoon man simply saying 'yea' at the realization how hopeless it is to struggle against the pain.
May 20, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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The Witness, a bald figure emitting smoke from which hundreds of faces billow, turns towards the camera with a speech bubble at the top of the screen - behind them, dozens of diabolical triangles (its pyramid ships).
May 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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maybe a nice spot for this instant-classic
From the perspective of a Laptop Webcam, Elon Musk is looking distraughtly at the screen where the message "YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE" is spammed at him several times
April 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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I've seen Star Wars and Stranger Things in the comments so let me add another great telekinetic squeeze from the movie Chronicle
The character of Andrew Detmer, played by Dane DeHaan, sits cross-legged on a junkyard, balling a fist - behind him, an old car is telekinetically crushed.
April 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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"Touchscreens in cars suck"
"No they don't. You can literally not use them."
The "so you agree?" meme template as taken from the movie Mean Girls
February 28, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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gods damn it
Skeletor (from the 80s Cartoon He-Man) sighs in exasperation before unzipping his pants
February 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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An EXCELLENT Hypothetical.

soon an Opossum and finally, you'll have them all...
A night photograph of a raccoon, an opossum, and a skunk chilling together in someone's back yard.
February 4, 2025 at 6:55 AM