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Sean
@precooledshark.bsky.social
He/They
Happily married
Father to a menace
Her name is Renee Nicole Good and she was murdered for nothing.
January 8, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I like when my 2 year old starts counting to 10, completely unprompted, and then gives me this smug look like he just schooled me.
January 4, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Literally why? All of this to make a quick buck? You’re already fucking billionaires!!!
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Why are cats the most affectionate when you’re fighting for your life on the toilet?
December 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Fuck gender norms I baked hella cookies for Christmas
December 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I’m fuckin 30 now 😔
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM