god i wish that were me

watching them try to work out this schedule is so…..he spends one night with each wife on a rotating schedule with very little deviation. the idea of him spending multiple nights in a row with any one wife is lit rally unthinkable to them 🤯

the communal husband is exactly the kind of motherfucker you think he is

wife 4: based on everything i’m reading, we might be here longer than 2 weeks

wife 2: i think we’ll get it under control in 3-4 weeks

these people really think their covid bubble can include 30 people across 4 different homes

what a weird fucking thing for us all to have lived through. and now so much of it has been absorbed & “normalized” into our daily lives (or forgotten). five whole years…..

“the kids are gonna be out of school for a week” lol

he’s so skinny rn 🥺 he’s cozy now though

i can’t believe our first beef is going to be breakfast vs lunch (breakfast wins all day every day js)

i was just thinking about this yesterday!! idk what even made me think of it but it’s a fave

i’ve worked almost exclusively for small businesses & can confirm that sometimes they are very….not good