Pratchet
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Pratchet
@pratchet.bsky.social
We're here on earth to fart around, and don't let anyone tell you different ~ Vonnegut
Not a lawyer, so what are the legal guardrails for "Presidents don't"?

It appears America doesn't have these guardrails which left it completely wide open for a transnational crime syndicate to take it over.
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"Latest Democrat Facing Those Allegations"

More factual headline: Latest legislator targeted by a criminally corrupt DOJ led by a criminal hebephilia rapist President.
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 AM
There👏has👏to👏be👏an👏accusation👏first!

The island is a strange obsession. Unlike Trump, Clinton *does not* have an Epstein accuser, like the one that was *13 years old* when Trump raped her at an Epstein party at Epstein's house in NEW YORK.
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 AM
What you said was fine, I was commenting more on the article. We are witnessing a death cult pedo-protection crime syndicate running the country into the ground and a retreating media completely incapable of object permanence.
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Great, you can listen to your apple music playlist while trapped in your burning doorless nazimobile.
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I'm baffled anyone finds this surprising. A woman gave a detailed deposition from when she was 13 Trump raped her and withdrew due to *republicans* sending her death threats. Not even Clinton had an accusation and they shot up a pizza parlor. Why is this career ending over anything else they do...
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
It's journalistic malpractice and malevolent the media has intentionally ignored the victim statements that Maxwell's best friend in the 90's was *Ivana Trump* and they would troll schools for victims to traffic for Epstein and DJT
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
They don’t know what being a human being means.
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Conservatives are so proud at being wrong about everything.
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Or...if the media listened to the victims they would have heard Maxwell preyed on children leaving school with IVANA TRUMP in her car and everyone around Trump and Epstein knew what was going on...But we all know this isn't about the victims.
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Read the whole quote you drooling imbecile. She was talking about Republicans have cosmically lied so much about the bill people won't know what is in it until they feel the effects. You lot lie so much you lie even about someone pointing out your lies. How do you dopes even dress yourselves.
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This is a PR lie. While the ipad is a nice tool, it is not a laptop. iOS is not even close to a functional 'desktop os' on a tablet. Apple still wants to continue to sell ipads so it dare not add touch functionality to their actual laptops which has been 10 years overdue.
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The humor this is eliciting when pasta is one of the cheap and accessible foods, especially during a crisis as the poor are being used as pawns, is quite telling how we got to this place. Fascism, hilarious!
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
They are paid to lose, there is no other explanation.
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Proving once again Dems are paid to lose.
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Republicans, Repubs have always treated the military like this. And yet vets still vote for them and should never be forgiven. Esp when hundreds of command military officers endorsed Harris. Trump outperformed McCain...despite feeding his diaper to vets and by shitting all over gold star families.
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Zohran is called "the spoiler" because he's the only one running that isn't a complete pos.
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Maybe? JFC he is the worst at this...
November 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
After 10 years I still have the capacity to be amazed Republicans hitched their wagon to such a complete idiot.
November 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
How do you even dress yourself, dope.
November 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Ok, Nazi
November 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The wife of the Homeland Security Advisor just threatened to deport the head of an alternative media outlet. So, I guess that's how that's going...
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Republicans are Nazis, asking them to do governance is pure hopium.
October 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Horrible fact: unlike Nazi Germany, the US media capitulated without one printing press being seized
October 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Don't mean to be a pedant, but it's: the Pedophile formally known as Prince.
October 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM