PrairiePaladin
@prairiepaladin.bsky.social
Mother, professor, rescue animal mom, writer, cook, liberal, general enthusiast; big fan of cursey words. Pro-science, pro-vaccines, pro-research🚫DM's. 🚫Porn. 🚫Scammers. #Bluecrew, #Bluewave; bluedot/redstate. CIS, she/her; 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️I am an ally. 🩵🦈
A WISH:
I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.
Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.
Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
A WISH:
I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.
Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.
Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
ALL of my friends are GOOD PEOPLE.
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
ALL of my friends are GOOD PEOPLE.
Temu? What the hell? And why do they have EYES??
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Temu? What the hell? And why do they have EYES??
Whoever has the next turn....STOP and think before you roll.
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Whoever has the next turn....STOP and think before you roll.
A pretty for you 💙
December 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
A pretty for you 💙
