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December 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
bisexual man is like ferrari 🤌
anyway goodnight freaks ily
December 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
anyway goodnight freaks ily
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December 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
hey man can i hit ur vape real quick?
where’s that one guy on here
December 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
where’s that one guy on here
ur personality is not my concern bro
December 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
ur personality is not my concern bro
jesus fuck not a hot guy in sight on my tl here. nary an nutsack to be seen
December 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
jesus fuck not a hot guy in sight on my tl here. nary an nutsack to be seen
eating a banana in a normal way
December 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
eating a banana in a normal way
five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred boyfriends
December 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred boyfriends
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once again i ponder... what if pokemon smoked weed
December 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
once again i ponder... what if pokemon smoked weed
night of a thousand mallorys
December 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
night of a thousand mallorys
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December 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
god i love men 🥰 $pradashade btw :)
u come into my home on the day my daughter is to be married and u ask me for a booty pic with my panties on and one without them on and 3 different pics of my boobs in any position
December 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
u come into my home on the day my daughter is to be married and u ask me for a booty pic with my panties on and one without them on and 3 different pics of my boobs in any position
how dare u speak to ur mother that way during toyotathon
December 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
how dare u speak to ur mother that way during toyotathon
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December 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
you’ve heard of elf on the shelf now try cock in my holes
emily in paris is like what if no one on SATC was toxic and that is why it sucks fucking ass
December 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
emily in paris is like what if no one on SATC was toxic and that is why it sucks fucking ass
one time i slept with a man at his place and in the morning he put on the same clothes he wore the day before and i never spoke to him again
December 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
one time i slept with a man at his place and in the morning he put on the same clothes he wore the day before and i never spoke to him again
when ur mean to me this is who ur being mean to btw. this is literally me 🎄
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
when ur mean to me this is who ur being mean to btw. this is literally me 🎄
nobody on earth is hornier than a 25 year old man and lucky for me about half of them are in my dms somewhere online
December 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
nobody on earth is hornier than a 25 year old man and lucky for me about half of them are in my dms somewhere online
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its christmas eve not christmas steve!!
December 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
its christmas eve not christmas steve!!
men love it when they ask me what i do and i give them a little look and tell them im a divorcée
December 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
men love it when they ask me what i do and i give them a little look and tell them im a divorcée