Just make burgers wider not taller. Have a 8-10” diameter burger that’s the thickness of a McDonalds Qtr Pounder.

Just make them bigger around so you can get more meat/toppings without unhinging your jaw, or getting ripped off by a thin shitty smash patty

A Nazi running as a Democrat is absolutely trying to Fetterman that shit. He can whine about how it’s just a tattoo or whatever, but we all need to stop pretending we’re stupid and just force him into hiding or into a grave.

KYLN

Facts

Zionism is fascism regardless of any other aspect of your personhood

I don’t even care anymore. It’s obvious if they’re accusing you of antisemitism, it’s bc they themselves are Jewish and personally evil and they need to be a victim so you won’t treat them as an oppressor.

You need to cut back your food budget. Also we’re turning off your gas so we can send those resources to Israel.

Exciting!

I do kinda hope this gets out of containment. At which point you should immediately post some other abhorrent twitter man character thread. See if you can monetize by just recreating Twitter discourse every few days.

Let the discourse begin baby! LFG!

Did you just copypasta BeanDad?

Looking for someone with a Twitter account to post there as well! Please spread the word.

FYI this is what democrats are saying.

Who does that sounds more like? Stephen Miller, or Emma Goldman?

If Trump was actually that hated people would do more than just stand around an mildly complain about him once a quarter.

If he was truly the demagogue everyone claims we’d be overthrowing the government like in Nepal or New Zealand.

JD Vance would destroy most of the current front running Dems by just saying “I’m gonna do Trump plus more!”

You’re coping. Dems have to run a pure leftist to compete but they’re all fascists and won’t