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- girls who don't dab
- girls who don't dab
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
dudes used to say sydney sweeney's only redeeming quality was her boobs and we were all like hey that's misogynistic but idk in this one instance they may have been on to something
October 31, 2025 at 4:28 AM
dudes used to say sydney sweeney's only redeeming quality was her boobs and we were all like hey that's misogynistic but idk in this one instance they may have been on to something
*flips tie over shoulder*
October 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
*flips tie over shoulder*
it's 3am
October 22, 2025 at 9:59 AM
it's 3am
last night's south park episode had a lot going on. if you were confused, these might help
kids saying 6-7:
tinyurl.com/5xefp8j2
who's peter thiel:
tinyurl.com/3vzew2fh (long answer)
tinyurl.com/yrzrhbex (short answer)
wait, the antichrist?:
tinyurl.com/48teauju
kids saying 6-7:
tinyurl.com/5xefp8j2
who's peter thiel:
tinyurl.com/3vzew2fh (long answer)
tinyurl.com/yrzrhbex (short answer)
wait, the antichrist?:
tinyurl.com/48teauju
October 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
last night's south park episode had a lot going on. if you were confused, these might help
kids saying 6-7:
tinyurl.com/5xefp8j2
who's peter thiel:
tinyurl.com/3vzew2fh (long answer)
tinyurl.com/yrzrhbex (short answer)
wait, the antichrist?:
tinyurl.com/48teauju
kids saying 6-7:
tinyurl.com/5xefp8j2
who's peter thiel:
tinyurl.com/3vzew2fh (long answer)
tinyurl.com/yrzrhbex (short answer)
wait, the antichrist?:
tinyurl.com/48teauju
ok see i KNEW i recognized the young republicans dude from somewhere
October 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
ok see i KNEW i recognized the young republicans dude from somewhere
keira knightley is great value natalie portman
October 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
keira knightley is great value natalie portman
ok i finally listened to the album and i can't believe they let her put this out
October 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
ok i finally listened to the album and i can't believe they let her put this out
I'm this old
October 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I'm this old
ok but have we seen kat abu and beach bunny in the same room? 🤨 i'm just asking questions
October 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
ok but have we seen kat abu and beach bunny in the same room? 🤨 i'm just asking questions
siri take note just throwing this out there dash zombie charlie kirk for halloween question mark save draft
October 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
siri take note just throwing this out there dash zombie charlie kirk for halloween question mark save draft
the hater's paradox: i don't want to listen to the album, but i can't properly mock it without listening to it
October 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
the hater's paradox: i don't want to listen to the album, but i can't properly mock it without listening to it
"there's 2 n words and you can't say either of them" - the president of the united states
October 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
"there's 2 n words and you can't say either of them" - the president of the united states
top tier obama impression:
September 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
top tier obama impression:
inspired by @majorityreport.bsky.social
September 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
inspired by @majorityreport.bsky.social
"my president can't pronounce acetaminophen" sounds like a bonus track from a fever you can't sweat out
September 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"my president can't pronounce acetaminophen" sounds like a bonus track from a fever you can't sweat out
what i don't see mentioned enough is that gamine is an anagram for enigma
September 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
what i don't see mentioned enough is that gamine is an anagram for enigma
if it was satirical, i would love pyrotechnics and merch at my memorial. give the proceeds to some young trans people 🤷🏼♀️
i don't want mfs applauding. laugh at a joke, sing a song? sure. but please don't clap in front of my dead body 😭
i don't want mfs applauding. laugh at a joke, sing a song? sure. but please don't clap in front of my dead body 😭
September 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
if it was satirical, i would love pyrotechnics and merch at my memorial. give the proceeds to some young trans people 🤷🏼♀️
i don't want mfs applauding. laugh at a joke, sing a song? sure. but please don't clap in front of my dead body 😭
i don't want mfs applauding. laugh at a joke, sing a song? sure. but please don't clap in front of my dead body 😭
i didn't miss this place but i sure did miss the memes and the lesbians
September 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
i didn't miss this place but i sure did miss the memes and the lesbians
“Any candidate cynically ‘triangulating’ on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.”
-- jeopardy!'s ken jennings on gavin newsom's explicit transphobia
-- jeopardy!'s ken jennings on gavin newsom's explicit transphobia
August 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
“Any candidate cynically ‘triangulating’ on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.”
-- jeopardy!'s ken jennings on gavin newsom's explicit transphobia
-- jeopardy!'s ken jennings on gavin newsom's explicit transphobia
"when i grow up, i'm going to prager university!"
August 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
"when i grow up, i'm going to prager university!"
idk if this is one of those mandela effects but i stg it was downtown abbey
August 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
idk if this is one of those mandela effects but i stg it was downtown abbey
my mind's tellin me no but my body's tellin me yes 🤦🏼♀️
August 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
my mind's tellin me no but my body's tellin me yes 🤦🏼♀️
bro willed this into existence
August 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
bro willed this into existence
gucci mane la'flareon is the most handsome man 🍦🐈
August 11, 2025 at 6:56 AM
gucci mane la'flareon is the most handsome man 🍦🐈