I’m a bottom because of my mom’s heart. That’s science, y’all.

I don’t mind being followed by sexbots, but can they at least be male (or masc-presenting) sexbots?

possibly the sexiest body ever

I can’t breathe. 🤧 I need Aldis Hodge, Henry Cavill, and Diego Luna to take turns bringing me soup, fluffing my pillow, and spit-roasting me like a pig at a luau.

Meh. No surprises here.

I’m thankful for this video right here.