ppyajunebug
@ppyajunebug.bsky.social
Shitposting, tales from my finsta, and F1 memes. she/her. PhD in brains professionally, but let’s be real…I’m not gonna be terribly professional here
I’m reading a collection of papers about the Eleusinian mysteries and hallucinogenic mushrooms, and this is Albert Hofmann’s notes upon taking one of the candidate hallucinogens
June 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’m reading a collection of papers about the Eleusinian mysteries and hallucinogenic mushrooms, and this is Albert Hofmann’s notes upon taking one of the candidate hallucinogens
An ominous way to wake up…
March 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
An ominous way to wake up…
In case you’re wondering how things are going on my finsta, they’re happy as fuck and just getting more and more openly racist by the second
February 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
In case you’re wondering how things are going on my finsta, they’re happy as fuck and just getting more and more openly racist by the second
Google Maps (left) has restored Route 1’s former, racist name because they’re fucking cowards. Can’t believe I have to go back to using Apple Maps (right)
January 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Google Maps (left) has restored Route 1’s former, racist name because they’re fucking cowards. Can’t believe I have to go back to using Apple Maps (right)
This is a tweet about a female pastor from New Jersey who is married to a man.
January 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This is a tweet about a female pastor from New Jersey who is married to a man.
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to the Folgers family in all of us
December 25, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to the Folgers family in all of us
I’m gonna need just…so much proof before I believe this
December 9, 2024 at 11:13 PM
I’m gonna need just…so much proof before I believe this
Spotted at my abuela’s hogar (nursing home)
December 2, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Spotted at my abuela’s hogar (nursing home)
These TimeLife books on “mysteries of the unknown” are the only things I’m taking from my abuela’s storage unit because what the hell.
December 2, 2024 at 1:52 PM
These TimeLife books on “mysteries of the unknown” are the only things I’m taking from my abuela’s storage unit because what the hell.
Last night in Uruguay
December 2, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Last night in Uruguay
The handsomest dummy there is
November 16, 2024 at 10:21 PM
The handsomest dummy there is
It might look like there’s a brain in Kurt’s head, but I can confirm that there is nothing between those ears but fluff and mayhem
November 16, 2024 at 9:13 PM
It might look like there’s a brain in Kurt’s head, but I can confirm that there is nothing between those ears but fluff and mayhem
I’m going to take a wild stab in the dark and guess that this “fact” is based on little to no actual science
November 16, 2024 at 1:47 AM
I’m going to take a wild stab in the dark and guess that this “fact” is based on little to no actual science
Well I went on my finsta and apparently the right-wingers think we’re shaving our heads????
November 9, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Well I went on my finsta and apparently the right-wingers think we’re shaving our heads????
Big eyes, empty head, can’t lose
September 14, 2023 at 10:32 PM
Big eyes, empty head, can’t lose
Current thoughts:
-The kid playing Henry is a better actor than I remember
-The dialogue is worse than I remember
-The CGI for Pinocchio is still nightmare fuel
-Captain Hook: still hot AF
-Mulan/Aurora/Phillip OT3 MAKE IT CANON YOU COWARDS
-The kid playing Henry is a better actor than I remember
-The dialogue is worse than I remember
-The CGI for Pinocchio is still nightmare fuel
-Captain Hook: still hot AF
-Mulan/Aurora/Phillip OT3 MAKE IT CANON YOU COWARDS
September 12, 2023 at 10:01 PM
Current thoughts:
-The kid playing Henry is a better actor than I remember
-The dialogue is worse than I remember
-The CGI for Pinocchio is still nightmare fuel
-Captain Hook: still hot AF
-Mulan/Aurora/Phillip OT3 MAKE IT CANON YOU COWARDS
-The kid playing Henry is a better actor than I remember
-The dialogue is worse than I remember
-The CGI for Pinocchio is still nightmare fuel
-Captain Hook: still hot AF
-Mulan/Aurora/Phillip OT3 MAKE IT CANON YOU COWARDS
Extremely normal cat right here
September 12, 2023 at 1:58 AM
Extremely normal cat right here
Had an absolutely incredible time at SPX where I spent an obscene amount of money in about 90 minutes after which I hauled myself out to stop from spending more
September 9, 2023 at 10:47 PM
Had an absolutely incredible time at SPX where I spent an obscene amount of money in about 90 minutes after which I hauled myself out to stop from spending more
Yeah, he even advertises the same kind of shitty supplements as Rogan and his ilk. He’s bulked up and looks way more fitness bro than he did when I was in grad school. Plus, his Insta posts keep getting reshaped by alt-right people on my finsta
September 2, 2023 at 12:31 AM
Yeah, he even advertises the same kind of shitty supplements as Rogan and his ilk. He’s bulked up and looks way more fitness bro than he did when I was in grad school. Plus, his Insta posts keep getting reshaped by alt-right people on my finsta
The greatest scene in film history
August 31, 2023 at 8:24 PM
The greatest scene in film history
Capitalism summarized
August 31, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Capitalism summarized
This is the pinnacle of cinema
August 31, 2023 at 7:38 PM
This is the pinnacle of cinema
Periodic reminder that George of the Jungle is a masterpiece of cinema
August 31, 2023 at 6:59 PM
Periodic reminder that George of the Jungle is a masterpiece of cinema
Since I don’t do TikTok, Bluesky gets my innovative cake idea - TJ’s mochi cake mix + a bag of frozen mango. Tastes like mango sticky rice, one of my favorite all time desserts. You could get extra indulgent and drizzle condensed milk on top!
August 21, 2023 at 12:33 AM
Since I don’t do TikTok, Bluesky gets my innovative cake idea - TJ’s mochi cake mix + a bag of frozen mango. Tastes like mango sticky rice, one of my favorite all time desserts. You could get extra indulgent and drizzle condensed milk on top!