We really not gonna talk about that frog thing?? They're kinda.. crazy.
February 9, 2026 at 12:04 PM
We really not gonna talk about that frog thing?? They're kinda.. crazy.
Nintendo fans saw me pull out a small box and got real excited then let out a very disappointed and exasperated sigh after mistaking my regular lunchbox for a GameCube.
It was one before I removed all that stupid gay shit inside that barely passed as edible. Nintendo fans got no taste.
It was one before I removed all that stupid gay shit inside that barely passed as edible. Nintendo fans got no taste.
February 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Nintendo fans saw me pull out a small box and got real excited then let out a very disappointed and exasperated sigh after mistaking my regular lunchbox for a GameCube.
It was one before I removed all that stupid gay shit inside that barely passed as edible. Nintendo fans got no taste.
It was one before I removed all that stupid gay shit inside that barely passed as edible. Nintendo fans got no taste.
I solve all problems by throwing them into the lion pit.
February 5, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I solve all problems by throwing them into the lion pit.
Taking a shit uses so much brain power you don't understand.
February 2, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Taking a shit uses so much brain power you don't understand.
imma be real. i'm trapped in the goolage machine and I have no way out
January 22, 2026 at 10:15 PM
imma be real. i'm trapped in the goolage machine and I have no way out
Get nothing. Lose nothing. Cry anyway.
January 18, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Get nothing. Lose nothing. Cry anyway.
Can't even take a dump in peace without having to worry about my toilet revolting against humanity. Thanks technology.
January 17, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Can't even take a dump in peace without having to worry about my toilet revolting against humanity. Thanks technology.
What kind of dumb fuck digs a hole and lives in it. That's where you go when you die!
January 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
What kind of dumb fuck digs a hole and lives in it. That's where you go when you die!
The Cat has cursed my abode. Stupid beast forgot they live here too.
January 8, 2026 at 11:22 PM
The Cat has cursed my abode. Stupid beast forgot they live here too.
Need some advice from the grammar lesbians.
Is it Touhou or Touwhom?
Is it Touhou or Touwhom?
January 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Need some advice from the grammar lesbians.
Is it Touhou or Touwhom?
Is it Touhou or Touwhom?
Your honor, I am cool and awesome, which makes me not guilty.
January 3, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Your honor, I am cool and awesome, which makes me not guilty.
Horses are weird. Can I say that in the year of our lord 2026 and not get attacked by the horse fans?
January 1, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Horses are weird. Can I say that in the year of our lord 2026 and not get attacked by the horse fans?
No time for daddy issues the endless cycle of capitalism ain't going to churn by itself now.
December 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
No time for daddy issues the endless cycle of capitalism ain't going to churn by itself now.
All signs that show the distance to the nearest town or city should replace whatever metric they use with pixels, so us gamers can understand.
December 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
All signs that show the distance to the nearest town or city should replace whatever metric they use with pixels, so us gamers can understand.
Just had a thought
Big mistake
Big mistake
December 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Just had a thought
Big mistake
Big mistake
The ape from "Donkey Kong" does not, I REPEAT, does not fuck and never will.
December 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The ape from "Donkey Kong" does not, I REPEAT, does not fuck and never will.
Stop having opinions you weirdo. Just eat dirt like a normal person.
December 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Stop having opinions you weirdo. Just eat dirt like a normal person.
Love Asbestos. Can't get enough of that shit.
December 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Love Asbestos. Can't get enough of that shit.
I made my wife out of garbage just so I can be with someone that matches my standards.
December 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I made my wife out of garbage just so I can be with someone that matches my standards.
We're all just part of God's Spaghetti Code.
December 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
We're all just part of God's Spaghetti Code.
If classic board game Operation has taught me anything, is that chewing gum solves everything.
December 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
If classic board game Operation has taught me anything, is that chewing gum solves everything.
Its about fucking time someone decided to punch that jolly red fuck santa and tell him christday is over.
December 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Its about fucking time someone decided to punch that jolly red fuck santa and tell him christday is over.
Shaped like a friend. Shaped like a threat. Life is difficult for everyone but me.
December 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Shaped like a friend. Shaped like a threat. Life is difficult for everyone but me.