DOC.
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Mh, fine with me. I have some books if you want to kill time.
Mmm... Nope, not doing that, then. [Dramatic sigh.] I'm the best at falling asleep at the worst time, so it's better to not tempt fate.
You can lay down if you think you can stay awake.
April 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Mh, fine with me. I have some books if you want to kill time.
You can lay down if you think you can stay awake.
Yeah, all right. That makes sense. [Sooooo, he just... sits here. Until he's clear to go. If he must...]
When I know you're healthy. I wanna watch and see if anymore... symptoms show up. Does that make sense?
April 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
You can lay down if you think you can stay awake.
When I know you're healthy. I wanna watch and see if anymore... symptoms show up. Does that make sense?
Great... There goes my plans for this afternoon... [Grumble, grumble...]
Hey, Doc, when can I get outta here?
Hey, Doc, when can I get outta here?
That's my guess.
I don't think you should fall asleep anytime soon, it's dangerous if you really have a concussion.
I don't think you should fall asleep anytime soon, it's dangerous if you really have a concussion.
April 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
When I know you're healthy. I wanna watch and see if anymore... symptoms show up. Does that make sense?
That's my guess.
I don't think you should fall asleep anytime soon, it's dangerous if you really have a concussion.
I don't think you should fall asleep anytime soon, it's dangerous if you really have a concussion.
Eep- [Rayman tries not to close his eye.] Err, maybe I fell and hurt my head when I was unconscious...?
Uh-. Well I might need to ask a few questions.
[ Before Rayman knew it, he was sitting down with a flashlight in his eye.. ]
It sounds like you have some kind of head injury, too..
[ Before Rayman knew it, he was sitting down with a flashlight in his eye.. ]
It sounds like you have some kind of head injury, too..
April 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
That's my guess.
I don't think you should fall asleep anytime soon, it's dangerous if you really have a concussion.
I don't think you should fall asleep anytime soon, it's dangerous if you really have a concussion.
Uh-. Well I might need to ask a few questions.
[ Before Rayman knew it, he was sitting down with a flashlight in his eye.. ]
It sounds like you have some kind of head injury, too..
[ Before Rayman knew it, he was sitting down with a flashlight in his eye.. ]
It sounds like you have some kind of head injury, too..
Sure. Hope you don't mind if I just... don't pay attention. [Focusing is hard right now, so he doesn't bother trying. He could use a little rest...]
..Uh.
I'm gonna check you for a concussion then, or any other kinda head injury.
Okie dokie?
I'm gonna check you for a concussion then, or any other kinda head injury.
Okie dokie?
April 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Uh-. Well I might need to ask a few questions.
[ Before Rayman knew it, he was sitting down with a flashlight in his eye.. ]
It sounds like you have some kind of head injury, too..
[ Before Rayman knew it, he was sitting down with a flashlight in his eye.. ]
It sounds like you have some kind of head injury, too..
..Uh.
I'm gonna check you for a concussion then, or any other kinda head injury.
Okie dokie?
I'm gonna check you for a concussion then, or any other kinda head injury.
Okie dokie?
No, I mean, where on the PLANET am I? I was banging out the tunes like Neil, and then my head started feeling real bad... and next thing I know, I'm in the hospital.
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Uh. You're at my office. C'mon in okay?
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Uh. You're at my office. C'mon in okay?
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April 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
..Uh.
I'm gonna check you for a concussion then, or any other kinda head injury.
Okie dokie?
I'm gonna check you for a concussion then, or any other kinda head injury.
Okie dokie?
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Uh. You're at my office. C'mon in okay?
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Uh. You're at my office. C'mon in okay?
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I was, and then I got out. [Blink, blink.] Hey. Where am I?
For humans this is REALLY bad. You're lucky You're still walking around right now.
..Especially after just a day...
Hey why /aren't/ you in bed?
..Especially after just a day...
Hey why /aren't/ you in bed?
April 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Uh. You're at my office. C'mon in okay?
[ 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 ]
Uh. You're at my office. C'mon in okay?
[ 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 ]
For humans this is REALLY bad. You're lucky You're still walking around right now.
..Especially after just a day...
Hey why /aren't/ you in bed?
..Especially after just a day...
Hey why /aren't/ you in bed?
Bad...? Oh, yeah. I guess for humans, this is bad.
Eheh, well that's probably good. If it's as bad as it says here, you need it.
April 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
For humans this is REALLY bad. You're lucky You're still walking around right now.
..Especially after just a day...
Hey why /aren't/ you in bed?
..Especially after just a day...
Hey why /aren't/ you in bed?
Eheh, well that's probably good. If it's as bad as it says here, you need it.
Yyyyyyyes! I think they did that! Because! I can't feel most of my body!
Are you on some kinda painkiller? Feeling loopy?
April 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Eheh, well that's probably good. If it's as bad as it says here, you need it.
Are you on some kinda painkiller? Feeling loopy?
I don't think so... I can't remember any other time that happened. Not like it did today, at least.
..Hm. Have you fell asleep any more outside the one time?
April 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Are you on some kinda painkiller? Feeling loopy?
..Hm. Have you fell asleep any more outside the one time?
Just recently... I suddenly felt like everything was making me upset... It... wasn't very pleasant.
Hows this been happening since you turned, uh.. human? Or is it before even that?
April 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
..Hm. Have you fell asleep any more outside the one time?
Hows this been happening since you turned, uh.. human? Or is it before even that?
Uh... I... don't know, [he confesses.] My head's been off for... a long time...
...Hm.
Are you okay? Outside the arm and all? You seem kinda spacy..
[ Just passing out wouldn't cause an accident so severe, would it? ]
Are you okay? Outside the arm and all? You seem kinda spacy..
[ Just passing out wouldn't cause an accident so severe, would it? ]
April 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Hows this been happening since you turned, uh.. human? Or is it before even that?
...Hm.
Are you okay? Outside the arm and all? You seem kinda spacy..
[ Just passing out wouldn't cause an accident so severe, would it? ]
Are you okay? Outside the arm and all? You seem kinda spacy..
[ Just passing out wouldn't cause an accident so severe, would it? ]
[Blink, blink. His eyes are a bit glossy.] Uhhhhhh yes, sir.
[The record details it all, his heart rate, blood type, the blood specimen infused into him to replace what he lost...
[...The diagnosis of the incident. Blade wound, kitchen accident. He hurt himself bad.]
[The record details it all, his heart rate, blood type, the blood specimen infused into him to replace what he lost...
[...The diagnosis of the incident. Blade wound, kitchen accident. He hurt himself bad.]
Oh-! That's. perfect actually. Thank you.
[ He's a lot less forceful now, instead gently guiding him as he reviews the papers. ]
Sorry, bit of a habit. I'm telling you, they don't know what the word doctor MEANS at Smash Bros.
[ He's a lot less forceful now, instead gently guiding him as he reviews the papers. ]
Sorry, bit of a habit. I'm telling you, they don't know what the word doctor MEANS at Smash Bros.
April 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
...Hm.
Are you okay? Outside the arm and all? You seem kinda spacy..
[ Just passing out wouldn't cause an accident so severe, would it? ]
Are you okay? Outside the arm and all? You seem kinda spacy..
[ Just passing out wouldn't cause an accident so severe, would it? ]
Oh-! That's. perfect actually. Thank you.
[ He's a lot less forceful now, instead gently guiding him as he reviews the papers. ]
Sorry, bit of a habit. I'm telling you, they don't know what the word doctor MEANS at Smash Bros.
[ He's a lot less forceful now, instead gently guiding him as he reviews the papers. ]
Sorry, bit of a habit. I'm telling you, they don't know what the word doctor MEANS at Smash Bros.
Y-Yeah... I... Umm... [Underneath his sling is a folder full of documents that the ER handed him. They have all the paperwork for his health, as well as the incident in question.]
Mh, alright.
Well can you tell me how long ago that was? Or how long ago you remember it happening? Did you see a doctor about it before this?
[ You'd be surprised how often he needed to ask the ladder. ]
Well can you tell me how long ago that was? Or how long ago you remember it happening? Did you see a doctor about it before this?
[ You'd be surprised how often he needed to ask the ladder. ]
April 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Oh-! That's. perfect actually. Thank you.
[ He's a lot less forceful now, instead gently guiding him as he reviews the papers. ]
Sorry, bit of a habit. I'm telling you, they don't know what the word doctor MEANS at Smash Bros.
[ He's a lot less forceful now, instead gently guiding him as he reviews the papers. ]
Sorry, bit of a habit. I'm telling you, they don't know what the word doctor MEANS at Smash Bros.
Mh, alright.
Well can you tell me how long ago that was? Or how long ago you remember it happening? Did you see a doctor about it before this?
[ You'd be surprised how often he needed to ask the ladder. ]
Well can you tell me how long ago that was? Or how long ago you remember it happening? Did you see a doctor about it before this?
[ You'd be surprised how often he needed to ask the ladder. ]
Uh... I'm sorry, Doc, but I just can't really explain it. [Rayman shakes his head.] I was fine one second, and then it was like... I fell asleep. I don't know what happened while I was out.
How did you get injured? Be specific. How long ago was this? Mamma mia, I hope you've been treating it well...
April 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Mh, alright.
Well can you tell me how long ago that was? Or how long ago you remember it happening? Did you see a doctor about it before this?
[ You'd be surprised how often he needed to ask the ladder. ]
Well can you tell me how long ago that was? Or how long ago you remember it happening? Did you see a doctor about it before this?
[ You'd be surprised how often he needed to ask the ladder. ]
How did you get injured? Be specific. How long ago was this? Mamma mia, I hope you've been treating it well...
It, umm, well, you see, things happened, and... I got injured. 💦
What happened to your arm
[ Pushing him along to his office ]
[ Pushing him along to his office ]
April 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
How did you get injured? Be specific. How long ago was this? Mamma mia, I hope you've been treating it well...
What happened to your arm
[ Pushing him along to his office ]
[ Pushing him along to his office ]
Yes sir sorry sir I'm coming sir
Get into my office right now
April 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
What happened to your arm
[ Pushing him along to his office ]
[ Pushing him along to his office ]
Get into my office right now
Oh... Uh... Y'know...
WHY WAS IT FALLING OFF,
April 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Get into my office right now
WHY WAS IT FALLING OFF,
It's not anymore!
...Why Is Your Arm Falling Off
April 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
WHY WAS IT FALLING OFF,
...Why Is Your Arm Falling Off
Bibliography!
...Are you disguised as a human or are you biologically human right now
April 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
...Why Is Your Arm Falling Off
...Are you disguised as a human or are you biologically human right now
Everything is under control they wrapped up my arm so it wouldn't fall off
Why are you human
Did you need me
Did you need me
April 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
...Are you disguised as a human or are you biologically human right now
Why are you human
Did you need me
Did you need me
Eh. What's up Doc
Are you okay
April 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Why are you human
Did you need me
Did you need me
Are you okay
You are so mean to me all the time
April 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Are you okay
You called for m-Is that Arin Hanson
April 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
You called for m-Is that Arin Hanson
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