I can only wish it did. Instead, it'll probably be another rotten year thanks to the current government.

Are they a good boy/girl?

I somehow read that as Vampire Survivors and was wondering how the f you'd compete in that.

Also, I don't know how that "into" snuck into the first sentence. My kingdom for an edit button!

"And so you venture into forth unto the unknown. A fate Beyond the Horizon that cannot be divined. A future undefined and in flux."

Sorry, the painting title made me think of Emet's narration at the start of Endwalker.

Speaking of entrances... where even is the entrance to this house?

Did EA sell Maxis to SNK or something? Because Maxis is the company that makes Sim City and The Sims.

I actually own it already, but got "Ooh, shiny!"ed by another game before I played it.

Pretty sure even Linux media players support MP3. Granted, they also support slightly more esoteric formats like OGG or lossless audio like FLAC.

Didn't it get renamed to " Indigenous Peoples' Day" back in 2021?

And the slide towards MOBAs continues. What's next, enemy bots that travel down lanes on the map?

"garbage AI pitches"

Isn't that redundant?