By trying to fix something so broken, they have somehow managed to break it even more. It's astounding

"Huh? Hold on, I'll check... Is I. Jobalot here? I. Jobalot? Everyone listen, I. JOBALOT!?... Wait a minute... if I ever get hold of you, I'll smash you in the head with by 2x4 and plant my American flag in your butt!"

"Triads have stolen one of El Burro's cars and burned it. Return the favour by burning them."

Paul crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to​. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile . . . and came out covered in saudi blood money on the other side."

Would you rather fight one max sized Barry or one Barry sized max?

How anyone takes a single one of these MAGA-shaggers seriously is completely beyond me

Inspired by your reference to the Swansea City ownership, do you think there's any likelihood the Swansea fans will start singing "Snoop and Luka nuts are we"?

This is utterly meaningless

Almost half of Britons (47%) mistakenly believe that migration to the UK is primarily illegal rather than legal.

This view is held by 72% of those who support requiring large numbers of migrants to leave

yougov.co.uk/politics/art...