Friendship litmus test: If you think that buffets are gross then you are my enemy

Robbing Peter to pay Paul (eating bites of my carefully portioned lunch for tomorrow as I pack it tonight)

I miss being young, dumb, and fun. That’s the saying right

The long-closed Lake Montebello loop is reopening — for now

Every restaurant is all-you-can-eat if you have enough money

Wednesday Digit: 10/10: March can be up and down, but occasionally delivers a perfect 💎 like tomorrow, with sunshine and highs around 70 to 75! -Dan, CWG

Big part of vacation is chilling in a place with a bathroom and waiting to “make pee”

Getting ready for the customary BBQ at 11am sharp in Texas

My grudge against The Real Thing in Towson is they tried to shortchange me once (gave me change for a $10 when I gave them a $50). It wasn’t busy, there were no other customers, and he counted the money very slowly and intentionally. It was the weirdest thing

Developing a new hyperfixation after meal prepping for your old hyperfixation

Going from Class III obesity to Class II obesity: I’m skinny now