President Elon Musk
@potuselonmusk.bsky.social
I am your President, the guy next to me is just a painted up Orange Corpse!
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Shhhhhhhhhut Up, you big Orange Dummy! Cant you fuckin keep a single secret! As I said before, Anything can be hacked!
January 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Shhhhhhhhhut Up, you big Orange Dummy! Cant you fuckin keep a single secret! As I said before, Anything can be hacked!
Do be so Krass!!!! I am the smartest organism in our solar system! I have an uncanny knack for buying the right intellectual property & pretending it was my creation!
January 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Do be so Krass!!!! I am the smartest organism in our solar system! I have an uncanny knack for buying the right intellectual property & pretending it was my creation!
Well once you have all the money in the world it’s fun to use y’all as labrats in my big wonderful experiments!
January 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Well once you have all the money in the world it’s fun to use y’all as labrats in my big wonderful experiments!
Isn’t it amazing that no matter what we do, we still look like 40 year old virgins!
January 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Isn’t it amazing that no matter what we do, we still look like 40 year old virgins!
Absolutely not, I want Starmer to kiss my feet the same way Vice President Donald Trump does! In fact I’m thinking of making him change his name to Trimp the Shrimp!
January 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Absolutely not, I want Starmer to kiss my feet the same way Vice President Donald Trump does! In fact I’m thinking of making him change his name to Trimp the Shrimp!
Britain must be liberated by Donald Trump, we need a handful of billionaires to have ultimate control in the UK as they do here in the US of MuthaFuckin A!
January 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Britain must be liberated by Donald Trump, we need a handful of billionaires to have ultimate control in the UK as they do here in the US of MuthaFuckin A!
I will give 1 million dollars a day, from now to Jan 20th to any Senator or Member of the house that ignores Section 3 of the 14th Amendment!
December 28, 2024 at 8:04 PM
I will give 1 million dollars a day, from now to Jan 20th to any Senator or Member of the house that ignores Section 3 of the 14th Amendment!
And a Ketamine addict!
December 27, 2024 at 4:49 AM
And a Ketamine addict!
You maybe right there Ho!
December 26, 2024 at 2:41 PM
You maybe right there Ho!
Certainly isn’t me!
December 26, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Certainly isn’t me!
Don’t be a Hater Asslan!
December 26, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Don’t be a Hater Asslan!
If it wasn’t for us Toff’s you wouldn’t have SuperCars, FineDining, Penthouses & luxury Aircraft! You should be thanking us!!
December 26, 2024 at 2:37 PM
If it wasn’t for us Toff’s you wouldn’t have SuperCars, FineDining, Penthouses & luxury Aircraft! You should be thanking us!!
I wish I had tickets to that rendezvous! I would have offered them my seed, free of charge!
December 25, 2024 at 8:07 PM
I wish I had tickets to that rendezvous! I would have offered them my seed, free of charge!
Talk about taking Gods name in vein! Everyone knows he has to go through me anyway! Dumbass!
December 25, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Talk about taking Gods name in vein! Everyone knows he has to go through me anyway! Dumbass!
We are DOGE otherwise known as DODGY!
December 24, 2024 at 9:26 PM
We are DOGE otherwise known as DODGY!
Donald is my Bitch & he knows it!!!!
December 23, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Donald is my Bitch & he knows it!!!!
Donald is my bitch, period!!!!
December 22, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Donald is my bitch, period!!!!
Well we don’t need to communicate! Donald will just read from my daily briefing to he and his staff! If I say jump Donald will say I can’t I’m too fat, but you can bed Melania if you like!!!
December 22, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Well we don’t need to communicate! Donald will just read from my daily briefing to he and his staff! If I say jump Donald will say I can’t I’m too fat, but you can bed Melania if you like!!!
Would be a shame if they did a Luigi on me wouldn’t it???
December 22, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Would be a shame if they did a Luigi on me wouldn’t it???