President 104 Archived
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This is an archive of the 104th President of the United States of America II account, maintained by National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) Time Travelers
Trump wins inaugural FIFA Peace Prize for solving the war between whether the sport is called “soccer” or “football”
December 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Trump wins inaugural FIFA Peace Prize for solving the war between whether the sport is called “soccer” or “football”
That rug really tied the room together, Charlie Brown.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
That rug really tied the room together, Charlie Brown.
Fox News account on Twitter says in its profile that its location is in the USA, but the account turns out to be using a VPN that places it in Germany.
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Fox News account on Twitter says in its profile that its location is in the USA, but the account turns out to be using a VPN that places it in Germany.
Thanks to climate change, summer blockbusters are all year long!
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Thanks to climate change, summer blockbusters are all year long!
TRUMP [posts on social media]: Dinosaurs went extinct because Democrat Noah Numbnuts forgot to email the updated meetup info for the ark but nothing has been done about it!!!
PAM BONDI: DOJ has launched an investigation into Noah and whether any deceptive measures were taken against dinosaurs.
PAM BONDI: DOJ has launched an investigation into Noah and whether any deceptive measures were taken against dinosaurs.
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
TRUMP [posts on social media]: Dinosaurs went extinct because Democrat Noah Numbnuts forgot to email the updated meetup info for the ark but nothing has been done about it!!!
PAM BONDI: DOJ has launched an investigation into Noah and whether any deceptive measures were taken against dinosaurs.
PAM BONDI: DOJ has launched an investigation into Noah and whether any deceptive measures were taken against dinosaurs.
When the DOJ’s Epstein files finally get released but DOJ has all the perpetrators’ names redacted
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
When the DOJ’s Epstein files finally get released but DOJ has all the perpetrators’ names redacted
The disrespect to whitewash left-hander LeBron James in “Space Jam: A New Legacy” (2021)
November 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The disrespect to whitewash left-hander LeBron James in “Space Jam: A New Legacy” (2021)
Trump pioneers new deconstructivist-style architecture at White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Trump pioneers new deconstructivist-style architecture at White House
Remember when Josh Hawley tried to overturn the election for the guy who congratulated “the Great State of Kansas” on the Kansas City Chiefs winning the Super Bowl in 2020 instead of his state Missouri
October 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Remember when Josh Hawley tried to overturn the election for the guy who congratulated “the Great State of Kansas” on the Kansas City Chiefs winning the Super Bowl in 2020 instead of his state Missouri
There are those who use password managers, and then there are those who reset their password each time logging in knowing full well that they will have to do so again the next time they log in
October 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
There are those who use password managers, and then there are those who reset their password each time logging in knowing full well that they will have to do so again the next time they log in
Everyone’s rolling their eyes at troops being sent into Portland as if there isn’t a noodle monster terrorizing the city
September 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Everyone’s rolling their eyes at troops being sent into Portland as if there isn’t a noodle monster terrorizing the city
Jon Stewart’s response to the cancellation of “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert,” but now applied for “Jimmy Kimmel Live” — turned out to be evergreen
September 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Jon Stewart’s response to the cancellation of “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert,” but now applied for “Jimmy Kimmel Live” — turned out to be evergreen
The perfect peanut to chocolate ratio is: two whole peanuts (or four halves) to one m&m
September 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The perfect peanut to chocolate ratio is: two whole peanuts (or four halves) to one m&m
Maybe it’s good to consider other approaches for lowering the price of eggs before settling on “decreasing demand because consumers are dead from polio”
September 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Maybe it’s good to consider other approaches for lowering the price of eggs before settling on “decreasing demand because consumers are dead from polio”
GIULIANI: What if people ask what I was doing when I got into the car accident
SPOKESPERSON: Got it covered, nobody will have any questions now
SPOKESPERSON: Got it covered, nobody will have any questions now
Rudy Giuliani suffered severe injuries in a car accident last night, according to his spokesperson
August 31, 2025 at 9:22 PM
GIULIANI: What if people ask what I was doing when I got into the car accident
SPOKESPERSON: Got it covered, nobody will have any questions now
SPOKESPERSON: Got it covered, nobody will have any questions now
Laughter is the best medicine, so RFK Jr. is banning it
August 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Laughter is the best medicine, so RFK Jr. is banning it
Whenever there’s a mass shooting, the victims’ medical & funeral expenses should be sent to the US senators opposing gun control — if those lawmakers won’t pass gun control bills due to getting funding from the NRA, then use that money to pay for all these resulting medical & funeral bills.
August 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Whenever there’s a mass shooting, the victims’ medical & funeral expenses should be sent to the US senators opposing gun control — if those lawmakers won’t pass gun control bills due to getting funding from the NRA, then use that money to pay for all these resulting medical & funeral bills.
Climate change deniers (looking at you, Koch brothers) should have to pay for AC for all homes in formerly Mediterranean climates that didn’t previously need AC
August 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Climate change deniers (looking at you, Koch brothers) should have to pay for AC for all homes in formerly Mediterranean climates that didn’t previously need AC
An oldies radio station non-ironically did a “Throwback Thursday” playlist — that’s like a water park having a “Pool Party” theme day
August 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
An oldies radio station non-ironically did a “Throwback Thursday” playlist — that’s like a water park having a “Pool Party” theme day
Google Search’s AI Overview saying that it “can’t be disabled” feels a little too like HAL 9000 saying, “I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that”
August 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Google Search’s AI Overview saying that it “can’t be disabled” feels a little too like HAL 9000 saying, “I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that”
Republicans later today: “In an act of extreme heroism, Trump banned Epstein from Mar-a-Lago, thereby protecting the cost-effective child labor at his spa from a sex trafficker pedophile.”
Trump: People were taken out of the spa, hired by Epstein… I told him we don’t want you taking our people, whether it’s spa or not spa. He did it again, I said out of here.
Reporter: Was one of the stolen people Virginia Giuffre?
Trump: I think so. He stole her.
Reporter: Was one of the stolen people Virginia Giuffre?
Trump: I think so. He stole her.
July 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Republicans later today: “In an act of extreme heroism, Trump banned Epstein from Mar-a-Lago, thereby protecting the cost-effective child labor at his spa from a sex trafficker pedophile.”
Canceling the top late night show as a “financial decision” seems like a big indicator of bad business acumen
July 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Canceling the top late night show as a “financial decision” seems like a big indicator of bad business acumen
Obama, Comey, Biden, etc. made up fake Epstein files to hurt Trump, and then didn’t even think to include Trump’s name in the files! Very embarrassing for them. So nobody is allowed to see the files, in order to protect Obama, Comey, Biden, etc. from that embarrassment.
REPORTER: Did the attorney general tell you that your name appeared in the Epstein files?
TRUMP: No no. She's given us just a very quick briefing. These files were made up by Comey, Obama, they were made up by the Biden-- we went through years of that with the Russia Russia Russia hoax
TRUMP: No no. She's given us just a very quick briefing. These files were made up by Comey, Obama, they were made up by the Biden-- we went through years of that with the Russia Russia Russia hoax
July 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Obama, Comey, Biden, etc. made up fake Epstein files to hurt Trump, and then didn’t even think to include Trump’s name in the files! Very embarrassing for them. So nobody is allowed to see the files, in order to protect Obama, Comey, Biden, etc. from that embarrassment.
[DoD added Grok to the group.]
PETE HEGSETH: Mission is a go. F-18s launch 1350.
GROK: War plan fails to meet standard for number of undesirables eliminated per bombing. MechaHitler cannot approve until adjustments are made to increase Jewish surnames on Target Terrorists List.
MICHAEL WALTZ: 👊🇺🇸🔥
PETE HEGSETH: Mission is a go. F-18s launch 1350.
GROK: War plan fails to meet standard for number of undesirables eliminated per bombing. MechaHitler cannot approve until adjustments are made to increase Jewish surnames on Target Terrorists List.
MICHAEL WALTZ: 👊🇺🇸🔥
The U.S. Department of Defense will begin using Grok, the AI chatbot built by Elon Musk’s start-up xAI that came under fire just last week after launching into an antisemitic rant and invoking Adolf Hitler.
Defense Department to begin using Grok, Musk’s controversial AI Model
Elon Musk’s artificial intelligence start-up said its models are now available to federal agencies.
wapo.st
July 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
[DoD added Grok to the group.]
PETE HEGSETH: Mission is a go. F-18s launch 1350.
GROK: War plan fails to meet standard for number of undesirables eliminated per bombing. MechaHitler cannot approve until adjustments are made to increase Jewish surnames on Target Terrorists List.
MICHAEL WALTZ: 👊🇺🇸🔥
PETE HEGSETH: Mission is a go. F-18s launch 1350.
GROK: War plan fails to meet standard for number of undesirables eliminated per bombing. MechaHitler cannot approve until adjustments are made to increase Jewish surnames on Target Terrorists List.
MICHAEL WALTZ: 👊🇺🇸🔥
There’s no clothing item more annoying to shop for than women’s jeans. You can even buy two pairs of jeans in the EXACT SAME brand, size, and style/cut and it’ll still fit differently. Long story short, that’s how “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” franchise was invented (or so I imagine).
July 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
There’s no clothing item more annoying to shop for than women’s jeans. You can even buy two pairs of jeans in the EXACT SAME brand, size, and style/cut and it’ll still fit differently. Long story short, that’s how “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” franchise was invented (or so I imagine).