I don't even read all the directions before I throw the box in the trash

My legit guess is that the magnet poles are getting ready to flip, which geologists know has happened in the past.

I challenge you to spend less than $300 there. I don't think it can be done.

Hey! Phil!

Nice pizza!

Last time something like this happened to me, a relative died around the same time, several hundred miles away. I'll keep you posted, if anyone gives a shit.

That's one of my wife's favorites. That and BBQ chicken with pineapple.

It looks great! Is there any special seasoning or prep that made it so good?

That makes more sense than what I was told.

I have heard that the reason a lot of recipes do that, is you can't copyright lists and instructions, so they need the bullshit fluff to try to protect it.

It appears mostly forget we created accounts months ago.