*opens facebook*
holy shit
*closes facebook*

:)

since i've gained a handful of followers i figure i should... probably do an intro...

hi i'm MURPHY i'm your local corgi pal and idiot who loves WOMEN and TITS and KINK and WOMEN with TITS doing KINKY THINGS. which is mostly what i draw. and write. so if you like those things also we can b PALS! :D

*stiks m legy out*

GOOD DOGS FOR BAD GODS

thought about a baby bunny. drew a baby bunny.

"What's that? You're a big kid now? You don't need diapers? Don't be silly; look, mommy's a grownup, and she still wears her diapers. Now, let me change you up real quick and you can go back to playing, okay?"

'the secret behind changing any puppy is just to give them enough toys to gnaw on that they don't try to gnaw on your hands instead.'

'oh, i get more than one use out of these diapers, i assure you. once they're all filled up, velvet takes most avid pleasure in huffing all that sweet puppy piss until she's lightheaded. it's very cute.'

'this dog kills people. look at it. that's a killing machine right there.'

"Oh, those shirts? No, they're not custom; we sell them in the company store. Yeah, no, they're bestsellers. Yeah. Yeah, you'd be surprised how circular the wages are in this place."

(from @ela-bambust.bsky.social's Nexus Alpha. not that the shirts are canon. but they COULD BE,)