I feel like I would like baking more if I only had to worry about grams and milliliters instead of measurements based on a king’s ball size or whatever

#metric
#imperial

I think I saw a fictional movie series about this, but with dinosaurs. I forget what happened

#direwolf

A Ouija board for the rich, but it’s called a Luigi board and just looks like this:

You had the chance to say, “Hooters Goes Tits Up” and you SQUANDERED it

No one:
Nothing:
Not a single reason:

Our dog:

Sorry Hemingway, there’s a new six-word story in town.

“I’m not a crustacean, but I love to share,” he said unshellfishly.