“i’m unc” but it’s just your friend who can’t stop talking about not having his skin cut off as a baby

i didn’t know there was a slur for colourblind people until my gf called me a ‘dog vision fuck’ last night

i’m out here fighting the barometric pressure cause my girl got a migraine

ACAB includes the receipt checkers at costco btw

you think they’ll put me in the inevitable draft if i weigh under 125?

peripheral vision so good schizophrenic

you here on the spectrum all by yourself cutie?

french kissed this morning call that a bonjour

this tiktok ban is like the federal government hosting an intervention, think of the legislation as the letter from your friends and family

If you're outraged that Team Canada is out of the World Juniors, because you feel like the team has 'brought shame onto Canada by their poor performance', yet you've said nothing about the 2018 world juniors team that gang r*ped a woman..1/

jimmy carter was born the same year the ottoman empire ended and has been alive for every winter olympic games since the creation

plugging my headphones into the drywall to see if the mice are stirring