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she/her
StillNotMyYacht from the Other Place.
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she/her
StillNotMyYacht from the Other Place.
🩷💜💙
🧀
Finished product except for one piece!
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Finished product except for one piece!
Bag 4. Missing that one piece on the right, hoping it’s somewhere on the floor
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Bag 4. Missing that one piece on the right, hoping it’s somewhere on the floor
Was not expecting the Game Boy to be back in stock until January but after a really difficult couple of months I’m always happy to Stress Lego
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Was not expecting the Game Boy to be back in stock until January but after a really difficult couple of months I’m always happy to Stress Lego
going to use my early 00s concert ticket acquisition skills to score free Thanksgiving Hosting Pants
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
going to use my early 00s concert ticket acquisition skills to score free Thanksgiving Hosting Pants
For my Muslim students who had to deal with so much Islamophobic bullshit in the 00s and beyond,
For my Jewish sisters who learned far too young that specific versions of our people’s destiny, and our families’ destinies, outweighs protection from sexual predators,
I voted Zohran.
For my Jewish sisters who learned far too young that specific versions of our people’s destiny, and our families’ destinies, outweighs protection from sexual predators,
I voted Zohran.
October 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
For my Muslim students who had to deal with so much Islamophobic bullshit in the 00s and beyond,
For my Jewish sisters who learned far too young that specific versions of our people’s destiny, and our families’ destinies, outweighs protection from sexual predators,
I voted Zohran.
For my Jewish sisters who learned far too young that specific versions of our people’s destiny, and our families’ destinies, outweighs protection from sexual predators,
I voted Zohran.
The rain date is the day *before* the actual event date?
October 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The rain date is the day *before* the actual event date?
“I was the more deceived.” - Ophelia, Hamlet 3.1
“Nobody outcrazies Ophelia!” - Ophelia, Simpsons DABF08
#ShakespeareSunday
“Nobody outcrazies Ophelia!” - Ophelia, Simpsons DABF08
#ShakespeareSunday
October 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
“I was the more deceived.” - Ophelia, Hamlet 3.1
“Nobody outcrazies Ophelia!” - Ophelia, Simpsons DABF08
#ShakespeareSunday
“Nobody outcrazies Ophelia!” - Ophelia, Simpsons DABF08
#ShakespeareSunday
If you use the “shop ingredients on Instacart” button on NYT cooking, be aware that it doesn’t distinguish between different types of measures and therefore will try to get you to purchase 26 packages of arugula
October 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
If you use the “shop ingredients on Instacart” button on NYT cooking, be aware that it doesn’t distinguish between different types of measures and therefore will try to get you to purchase 26 packages of arugula
Without downloading anything, where are you at mentally right now?
October 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Without downloading anything, where are you at mentally right now?
“I was married but I’m not married any more. Women don’t like the vehicle.”
October 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“I was married but I’m not married any more. Women don’t like the vehicle.”
13 and I got our flu shots this morning and oh boy are the worst people on Facebook going to hate this display
October 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
13 and I got our flu shots this morning and oh boy are the worst people on Facebook going to hate this display
Murray Buchman, by far.
October 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Murray Buchman, by far.
When I scroll Reddit now I repeatedly yell “RUN!”
October 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
When I scroll Reddit now I repeatedly yell “RUN!”
My kids would have loved to eat a whole stick of butter when they were babies. That doesn’t mean they *should.*
October 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My kids would have loved to eat a whole stick of butter when they were babies. That doesn’t mean they *should.*
Headlines you immediately text to your teenager
September 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Headlines you immediately text to your teenager
The NYT Cooking Panzanella of Plenty, which I’m enjoying but the rest of my family is not. A big NO for Thanksgiving where relatives have already requested the canned yams my mom always boiled 🙃
September 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The NYT Cooking Panzanella of Plenty, which I’m enjoying but the rest of my family is not. A big NO for Thanksgiving where relatives have already requested the canned yams my mom always boiled 🙃
Important macro for perimenopausal women: bread
September 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Important macro for perimenopausal women: bread
to the tune of nothing in particular:
🎶 stress cooking a weird panzanella
doing my unpaid job of managing other people’s feelings
while I’m stress cooking a weird panzanella 🎶
(probably in the voice of my fellow forty-fo-o-our year old Linda Belcher)
🎶 stress cooking a weird panzanella
doing my unpaid job of managing other people’s feelings
while I’m stress cooking a weird panzanella 🎶
(probably in the voice of my fellow forty-fo-o-our year old Linda Belcher)
September 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
to the tune of nothing in particular:
🎶 stress cooking a weird panzanella
doing my unpaid job of managing other people’s feelings
while I’m stress cooking a weird panzanella 🎶
(probably in the voice of my fellow forty-fo-o-our year old Linda Belcher)
🎶 stress cooking a weird panzanella
doing my unpaid job of managing other people’s feelings
while I’m stress cooking a weird panzanella 🎶
(probably in the voice of my fellow forty-fo-o-our year old Linda Belcher)