Alex
@potatophoenix.bsky.social
Programmer, Random project DIY-er, and mostly here as an online journal. He/Him
THREE THREE FIVE. LETS FUCKIN GET IT
January 31, 2026 at 3:04 AM
THREE THREE FIVE. LETS FUCKIN GET IT
Conservatives in 2015: "Kids getting shot instead school is worth it if I have my guns to stop a tyrannical government"
Conservatives in 2025: "Well, if you just comply, give up your guns, and go to the camps then they wont publicly execute you. Also still ignoring school shootings lol"
Conservatives in 2025: "Well, if you just comply, give up your guns, and go to the camps then they wont publicly execute you. Also still ignoring school shootings lol"
January 26, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Conservatives in 2015: "Kids getting shot instead school is worth it if I have my guns to stop a tyrannical government"
Conservatives in 2025: "Well, if you just comply, give up your guns, and go to the camps then they wont publicly execute you. Also still ignoring school shootings lol"
Conservatives in 2025: "Well, if you just comply, give up your guns, and go to the camps then they wont publicly execute you. Also still ignoring school shootings lol"
So I think Captian Underpants started me on my political journey
January 25, 2026 at 10:36 AM
So I think Captian Underpants started me on my political journey
I used to think that everything I did needed intellectual value. I dropped out of college. Now here I am, just graduated from one of the top universities in the world, drunk, and singing "Because I Got High" with everyone else. Just letting myself have fun has been so fucking liberating. #NewYear
from.one
January 1, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I used to think that everything I did needed intellectual value. I dropped out of college. Now here I am, just graduated from one of the top universities in the world, drunk, and singing "Because I Got High" with everyone else. Just letting myself have fun has been so fucking liberating. #NewYear
So this goes hard as fuck
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
So this goes hard as fuck
Original Ultron is the most generic ass Saturday Morning Cartoon shit I've seen
December 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Original Ultron is the most generic ass Saturday Morning Cartoon shit I've seen
Actual fucking Marvel panel
December 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Actual fucking Marvel panel
Somehow it still bothers me that people think a legitimate solution to a lot of problems is just "Well, don't be poor five-head". Like i keep thinking that Im done being shocked by that, but then something else stupid happens
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Somehow it still bothers me that people think a legitimate solution to a lot of problems is just "Well, don't be poor five-head". Like i keep thinking that Im done being shocked by that, but then something else stupid happens
We watched him do this like, 3 panels earlier
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
We watched him do this like, 3 panels earlier
Been replaying De Blob, and how is a 3d platformer wii exclusive published by THQ this fucking based? Like that's a lot of anti-capitalism for a game aimed at preschoolers.
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Been replaying De Blob, and how is a 3d platformer wii exclusive published by THQ this fucking based? Like that's a lot of anti-capitalism for a game aimed at preschoolers.
Im at a bar rn and there's a line for the men's room. This guy asks me "You think anyone would mind if I pissed in the sink?" I laughed, and he replies "No, seriously"
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Im at a bar rn and there's a line for the men's room. This guy asks me "You think anyone would mind if I pissed in the sink?" I laughed, and he replies "No, seriously"
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
What are you betting that the "Keep Politics Out of Sports" are gonna say about this? #Lions #Commanders
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What are you betting that the "Keep Politics Out of Sports" are gonna say about this? #Lions #Commanders
Reposted by Alex
Cyndi Lauper at her induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Nov 8, 2025.
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Cyndi Lauper at her induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Nov 8, 2025.
"I've noticed since COVID..." just, stop. Stop fucking blaming every little pet peeve of yours on covid. It was 5 fucking years ago.
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"I've noticed since COVID..." just, stop. Stop fucking blaming every little pet peeve of yours on covid. It was 5 fucking years ago.
One of my favorite things about shitty disaster movies is that if you pay attention, there are so many deaths not caused by the disaster, even indirectly. Like the movie Avalanche, where an ambulance drives off a cliff for no reason other than driver ineptitude
November 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
One of my favorite things about shitty disaster movies is that if you pay attention, there are so many deaths not caused by the disaster, even indirectly. Like the movie Avalanche, where an ambulance drives off a cliff for no reason other than driver ineptitude
Nothing like someone tell you a story making you realize "Wow! This person's an asshole!"
November 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Nothing like someone tell you a story making you realize "Wow! This person's an asshole!"
Not gonna take pictures for obvious reasons, but this dude in the gym is doing fucking pistol squats while balanced on a stack of dumbells. Legit one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
October 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Not gonna take pictures for obvious reasons, but this dude in the gym is doing fucking pistol squats while balanced on a stack of dumbells. Legit one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Im sorry, what the fuck?
October 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Im sorry, what the fuck?
I stg, online classes feel like adult Dora The Explorer sometimes.
"So as you can see the power rule is..."
"d/dx[x^n]=nx^(n-1) Professor Geicher!"
"So as you can see the power rule is..."
"d/dx[x^n]=nx^(n-1) Professor Geicher!"
October 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I stg, online classes feel like adult Dora The Explorer sometimes.
"So as you can see the power rule is..."
"d/dx[x^n]=nx^(n-1) Professor Geicher!"
"So as you can see the power rule is..."
"d/dx[x^n]=nx^(n-1) Professor Geicher!"