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real housewife of the cascadia subduction zone
toast and uglydogs adjacent but mostly off in my own little world
transphobes: eat shit and die
toast and uglydogs adjacent but mostly off in my own little world
transphobes: eat shit and die
Picking up some classic literature for my weird girl (complimentary)
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Picking up some classic literature for my weird girl (complimentary)
o no I ordered this r̶i̶d̶i̶c̶u̶l̶o̶u̶s̶ perfect lamp while I was on painkillers after my surgery and I COMPLETELY forgot until it arrived at my house this morning
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
o no I ordered this r̶i̶d̶i̶c̶u̶l̶o̶u̶s̶ perfect lamp while I was on painkillers after my surgery and I COMPLETELY forgot until it arrived at my house this morning
POV you’re getting tattooed and staring up at this hvac/lamp situation
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
POV you’re getting tattooed and staring up at this hvac/lamp situation
Been struggling to figure out why every paint color looks so cold and lifeless to me in my new house
Visited the old place today and realized I’ve just been chasing the high of living next door to a bright orange house
Visited the old place today and realized I’ve just been chasing the high of living next door to a bright orange house
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Been struggling to figure out why every paint color looks so cold and lifeless to me in my new house
Visited the old place today and realized I’ve just been chasing the high of living next door to a bright orange house
Visited the old place today and realized I’ve just been chasing the high of living next door to a bright orange house
Sorry I didn’t respond to your texts, I was fully absorbed with making increasingly unhinged swatch collages
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Sorry I didn’t respond to your texts, I was fully absorbed with making increasingly unhinged swatch collages
tiktok said I could frost the windows by painting them with Elmer’s glue, and it actually worked! (One more battle won in my war against the blackout cellulars)
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
tiktok said I could frost the windows by painting them with Elmer’s glue, and it actually worked! (One more battle won in my war against the blackout cellulars)
Our google home daily summary - powered by AI bc of course it is - has invented a character named Sarah. Who is Sarah and why is she arranging pumpkins on my porch?
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Our google home daily summary - powered by AI bc of course it is - has invented a character named Sarah. Who is Sarah and why is she arranging pumpkins on my porch?
Am I doing this right
November 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Am I doing this right
The peanut butter thief
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The peanut butter thief
Oops I forgot I asked! Here u go. This was living inside my body for 17 years! (NB I thought the doc was taking out two screws and he only took out one and idk why! Let’s hope this was the evil twin)
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Oops I forgot I asked! Here u go. This was living inside my body for 17 years! (NB I thought the doc was taking out two screws and he only took out one and idk why! Let’s hope this was the evil twin)
It works 🙌 test shade, pieced together from scraps, for the guest room. Gonna make some nicer ones for the dining room now!
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It works 🙌 test shade, pieced together from scraps, for the guest room. Gonna make some nicer ones for the dining room now!
Don’t get SAD, get mad [with power and install extra lights all over your house]
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Don’t get SAD, get mad [with power and install extra lights all over your house]
Update as the offers roll in 💅
November 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Update as the offers roll in 💅
We’re getting rain starting at exactly trick-or-treat time 🤪
October 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
We’re getting rain starting at exactly trick-or-treat time 🤪
The problem with kids these days is everyone wants to drink out of the sink but no one wants to get their paws wet 😤
October 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The problem with kids these days is everyone wants to drink out of the sink but no one wants to get their paws wet 😤
Every time I see this combo of cafe curtain + shade, all I can think of is when you’re in the locker room after swimming and you get your undies on but then your sports bra keeps getting all bunched up on your damp skin
October 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Every time I see this combo of cafe curtain + shade, all I can think of is when you’re in the locker room after swimming and you get your undies on but then your sports bra keeps getting all bunched up on your damp skin
He knows he’s not supposed to come upstairs
October 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
He knows he’s not supposed to come upstairs
Dealing with our fruit fly problem the normal way, by going to the nursery and buying some carnivorous plant buddies to live on the kitchen windowsill
October 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Dealing with our fruit fly problem the normal way, by going to the nursery and buying some carnivorous plant buddies to live on the kitchen windowsill
warm feet, warm cat, can’t lose
October 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
warm feet, warm cat, can’t lose
I am throwing my phone into the sea (I am blocking and moving on)
October 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I am throwing my phone into the sea (I am blocking and moving on)
basking hours
October 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
basking hours
I really enjoy the description of the convenience store near me. Never seen a hat there
October 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I really enjoy the description of the convenience store near me. Never seen a hat there
I haven’t changed mine in years so you’ve prob seen this one before
October 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I haven’t changed mine in years so you’ve prob seen this one before