hi, i’m elle.
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📍 Pittsburgh, PA
all opinions are my own
📍 Pittsburgh, PA
all opinions are my own
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Sorry Josh Shapiro, I believe Kamala with no questions asked 🤷🏻♀️
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Sorry Josh Shapiro, I believe Kamala with no questions asked 🤷🏻♀️
Ovulating under this Gemini full moon so it’s over for you bitches
December 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Ovulating under this Gemini full moon so it’s over for you bitches
Stop complaining that he’s falling asleep. Complain that he keeps waking up.
December 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Stop complaining that he’s falling asleep. Complain that he keeps waking up.
Aubrey O Day’s hair is full of secrets
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Aubrey O Day’s hair is full of secrets
I will be spending my entire paycheck on Pilates socks bc why are they all so cute
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I will be spending my entire paycheck on Pilates socks bc why are they all so cute
I feel so bad for that goblin they kept roofying to get into Bellatrix’s vault.
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I feel so bad for that goblin they kept roofying to get into Bellatrix’s vault.
Aunt Petunia was a cunt to the very end.
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Aunt Petunia was a cunt to the very end.
Snape and Pettigrew roomies
November 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Snape and Pettigrew roomies
Yeah yeah still on my binge…
I feel like wizards do a LOT of pedestrian-ing considering they have so many other options.
I feel like wizards do a LOT of pedestrian-ing considering they have so many other options.
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Yeah yeah still on my binge…
I feel like wizards do a LOT of pedestrian-ing considering they have so many other options.
I feel like wizards do a LOT of pedestrian-ing considering they have so many other options.
Everyone got pretty quiet about the Epstein files and yet we have no Epstein files.
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Everyone got pretty quiet about the Epstein files and yet we have no Epstein files.
I refuse to believe Fleur was the baddest bitch at that school
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I refuse to believe Fleur was the baddest bitch at that school
The Myrtle and Harry bathtub scene is soooo unnecessary
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The Myrtle and Harry bathtub scene is soooo unnecessary
This bop at the Yule Ball has held up for decades
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This bop at the Yule Ball has held up for decades
Filch dancing with Mrs. Norris is me
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Filch dancing with Mrs. Norris is me
When Crouch pulls the dragons out of the bag and says “oooooh” at the Chinese Fireball? The showmanship lmao
November 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
When Crouch pulls the dragons out of the bag and says “oooooh” at the Chinese Fireball? The showmanship lmao
My absolute least favorite part of this franchise is at the end of Azkaban they end on some blurry fucking still of Harry’s face.
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
My absolute least favorite part of this franchise is at the end of Azkaban they end on some blurry fucking still of Harry’s face.
McGonagall and Pettigrew transition back to human with full outfits. Sirius being nude feels like a choice.
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
McGonagall and Pettigrew transition back to human with full outfits. Sirius being nude feels like a choice.
And in the next, Harry K.O. Snape.
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
And in the next, Harry K.O. Snape.
2nd film - Ron knocks a teacher out with a rock down the sewer.
a man with a beard is standing in a room
ALT: a man with a beard is standing in a room
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November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
2nd film - Ron knocks a teacher out with a rock down the sewer.
One of my favorite parts of this entire franchise is the Weasley car turning feral.
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
One of my favorite parts of this entire franchise is the Weasley car turning feral.
It’s wild to randomly give an 11 year old one of the Deathly Hallows I fucking love what a messy queen Dumbledore is
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It’s wild to randomly give an 11 year old one of the Deathly Hallows I fucking love what a messy queen Dumbledore is
Hermione set a teacher on fire a month into school and I don’t think she gets enough credit for that.
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Hermione set a teacher on fire a month into school and I don’t think she gets enough credit for that.
Why yes I am binge watching every Harry Potter movie because I’m no contact with my parents, sober, and did not receive or solicit any Thanksgiving invites ✌🏼
It’s honestly my dream although I do miss a wood burning fireplace, being blackout drunk, and chain smoking menthols.
It’s honestly my dream although I do miss a wood burning fireplace, being blackout drunk, and chain smoking menthols.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Why yes I am binge watching every Harry Potter movie because I’m no contact with my parents, sober, and did not receive or solicit any Thanksgiving invites ✌🏼
It’s honestly my dream although I do miss a wood burning fireplace, being blackout drunk, and chain smoking menthols.
It’s honestly my dream although I do miss a wood burning fireplace, being blackout drunk, and chain smoking menthols.
Vernon Dursley really pulled the trigger on Hagrid tho
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Vernon Dursley really pulled the trigger on Hagrid tho
I will never stop being amused at Gen Z not understanding what’s appropriate to wear to a corporate office.
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I will never stop being amused at Gen Z not understanding what’s appropriate to wear to a corporate office.