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They Are Not Giants
January 10, 2026 at 6:09 AM
They Are Not Giants
Keep the streak alive.
January 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Keep the streak alive.
I do not feel bad for Erika Kirk.
January 8, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I do not feel bad for Erika Kirk.
The dominant sexual predator force, at least.
January 7, 2026 at 2:32 PM
The dominant sexual predator force, at least.
"We don't expect troops on the ground but we'll pile up whatever casualties are necessary for this coup."
January 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
"We don't expect troops on the ground but we'll pile up whatever casualties are necessary for this coup."
I challenge Jim Jordan to a fight. In the octagon like real men. He's in the best shape of his life. He's drinking Ivermectin every day. I still think I can pound his face so flat you could check it with a level.
January 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I challenge Jim Jordan to a fight. In the octagon like real men. He's in the best shape of his life. He's drinking Ivermectin every day. I still think I can pound his face so flat you could check it with a level.
Evil, evil shit.
January 3, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Evil, evil shit.
I don't think it's hyperbole to say the run of episodes with Andy and Scott and Jason and Paul is the best series in CBB history. I have been screaming at all these things for years. Really, an astounding feat of comedy. Thank you.
January 2, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I don't think it's hyperbole to say the run of episodes with Andy and Scott and Jason and Paul is the best series in CBB history. I have been screaming at all these things for years. Really, an astounding feat of comedy. Thank you.
Grab one of those cardboard crowns too.
January 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Grab one of those cardboard crowns too.
A friend told me once if you stay up late enough they play an x-rated version of Bon Jovi's "Living in Sin" and I never saw it but I'm sure that's my favorite.
December 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
A friend told me once if you stay up late enough they play an x-rated version of Bon Jovi's "Living in Sin" and I never saw it but I'm sure that's my favorite.
We will recoup some of the cost after we knock it all down and sell it for firewood. Imagine how good you'll feel watching a Confederate flag burn over that gilded trash 😊
December 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
We will recoup some of the cost after we knock it all down and sell it for firewood. Imagine how good you'll feel watching a Confederate flag burn over that gilded trash 😊
This guy always reminds me of the end of RoboCop.
December 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This guy always reminds me of the end of RoboCop.
"And the award for Best Accomplice goes to..."
December 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"And the award for Best Accomplice goes to..."
Your dad gonna flip shit.
December 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Your dad gonna flip shit.
"Why won't people focus on the seven or eight wars I stopped instead of the 70 or 80 children I fucked?"
December 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
"Why won't people focus on the seven or eight wars I stopped instead of the 70 or 80 children I fucked?"
🎶Do they know it's Boxing Day at allllllll!
December 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
🎶Do they know it's Boxing Day at allllllll!
Word on the street is that Worf is not a merry man.
December 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Word on the street is that Worf is not a merry man.
A little something for Santa under the tree this year.
December 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
A little something for Santa under the tree this year.
The idea here is for us to buy Family Size boxes of healthcare and divvy it up in the parking lot, yes?
December 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The idea here is for us to buy Family Size boxes of healthcare and divvy it up in the parking lot, yes?