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The DOJ is more than three weeks late in delivering the Epstein Files. In those three weeks:

- Trump declared himself acting President of Venezuela
- ICE murdered a woman in Minnesota
- Trump is preparing an invasion of a NATO ally
- Trump initiated a criminal investigation of Fed Chair Powell
January 12, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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It’s been one month since 100% of the Epstein files were due by Act of Congress. Thus far they’ve only released .6% of them and are using murder and war to distract you from this fact.
January 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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It's what we do.
November 9, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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August 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
By R. L. Stine.
February 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Customer: What do you mean you have to "mount" the new hard drive?
Me: Hard drives are like vampires. They can be standing right there but they have to be invited in to appear in the drive list.
February 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Nick Cannon isn't allowed to park here.
January 4, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Them: OK, we need some women, really trying to meet those dei guidelines, ya know?
Michelangelo: K, you know I do dudes mostly but I'll give it a shot. What does a woman look like again?
Them:....
Michelangelo:....
Michelangelo: They got tits right? Fuckit I'll just slap some of those on a dude.
December 29, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Rob Zombie is a actually a stage name, his full name is
Roberto Zamboni.
December 14, 2024 at 5:02 AM
December 8, 2024 at 11:04 PM
The outrage.
December 6, 2024 at 4:12 PM
A child at the library was playing with a Thor doll while waiting for mom to leave. I asked him if Thor was his favorite Avenger and he promptly put Thor's head in his mouth.

Same.
December 6, 2024 at 4:12 PM
But I'm a good noodle 😭
December 3, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Trying out a new brand of static bubbles and I somehow missed that this flavor is caffeinated. I slammed four of these bad boys last night before bed and needless to say I'm currently functioning as a haunted skeleton.
December 1, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Are you still up for food?

Are you still down for food?

Two phrases with utterly opposite key words but they mean the same thing. English must be hell for learners.
December 1, 2024 at 5:36 AM
When you're in a bad mood and keep absent-mindedly saying no to everything and wonder why the damn thing won't install.
November 29, 2024 at 5:15 AM
To be this flexible.
November 26, 2024 at 6:35 PM
November 23, 2024 at 9:29 PM
In order to cater to the burgeoning weeb population, Skyline has officially announced Cincinatto chili. Instead of kidney beans, it's natto. Scrumptious.
November 22, 2024 at 4:10 PM
November 22, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Sometimes we compete for closing the stupidest tickets and I've got this month's winner. The user said she wasn't able to open attachments from email, but they were opening, just half the normal window size. I click on maximize and she says "Oh. What button was that?"

#helpdesk #killme
November 22, 2024 at 12:12 AM
*Dave Attenborough voiceover* And here you have an Elon Musk in its natural habitat, subsisting on a steady diet of server cabling and piss.
November 22, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Start packing it on y'all.
November 21, 2024 at 4:50 PM
It's that time of year again.
November 20, 2024 at 4:49 PM