Please, Mr. Post Man
@posty.bsky.social
President/COO of the Jaden McDaniels Fan Club || It's me, that guy you saw in the other place a few times talking to some people you kind of know (@AuntColony over there)
You get to your first day of Underwater Basketweaving 101 and this guy is the TA. You're armed only with 3 mechanical pencils (2 that work), a half-full cup of lukewarm coffee, and a fully loaded 9mm Smith & Wesson M&P Shield. Wyd?
September 18, 2023 at 8:02 PM
You get to your first day of Underwater Basketweaving 101 and this guy is the TA. You're armed only with 3 mechanical pencils (2 that work), a half-full cup of lukewarm coffee, and a fully loaded 9mm Smith & Wesson M&P Shield. Wyd?
ahahahaha what's up everyone, how have yall been?
September 18, 2023 at 7:48 PM
ahahahaha what's up everyone, how have yall been?
First attempt at crock pot pulled pork was a qualified success! I have some work to do on the actual cook, but it wasn't dried out and the rub was perfect with just the right amount of underlying heat
September 5, 2023 at 12:39 PM
First attempt at crock pot pulled pork was a qualified success! I have some work to do on the actual cook, but it wasn't dried out and the rub was perfect with just the right amount of underlying heat
A story in 3 parts:
August 30, 2023 at 5:56 PM
A story in 3 parts:
Mfw she won't let me officially own her with a legal document
August 23, 2023 at 10:32 PM
Mfw she won't let me officially own her with a legal document
Just getting it into my media tab, possibly the first candid pic of me in years where I'm not making the weirdest face of all time lol
August 19, 2023 at 2:27 AM
Just getting it into my media tab, possibly the first candid pic of me in years where I'm not making the weirdest face of all time lol
It's that time again @ameliamnesia.xyz
August 19, 2023 at 1:25 AM
It's that time again @ameliamnesia.xyz
Twitter saw it first bc they actually give me attention over there, but here's a hair update
August 18, 2023 at 7:26 PM
Twitter saw it first bc they actually give me attention over there, but here's a hair update
Being a trans man who gets offended by "Fuck Men" jokes is a 10/10 bit
August 17, 2023 at 3:45 PM
Being a trans man who gets offended by "Fuck Men" jokes is a 10/10 bit
Made hibachi on the Blackstone this weekend, who want me? I have my own peanut sauce recipe and everything.
August 14, 2023 at 3:39 PM
Made hibachi on the Blackstone this weekend, who want me? I have my own peanut sauce recipe and everything.
Getting contacts again means I also get to start wearing $20 Cool Guy Shades again
August 14, 2023 at 3:29 PM
Getting contacts again means I also get to start wearing $20 Cool Guy Shades again
Posting selfies is only a female trait if you smile in them
August 10, 2023 at 5:58 PM
Posting selfies is only a female trait if you smile in them
Just found out about systemic inequality
August 8, 2023 at 9:34 PM
Just found out about systemic inequality
This is how I pressure her to have my child, a lot of people question the strategy
August 7, 2023 at 3:44 PM
This is how I pressure her to have my child, a lot of people question the strategy
My wife went to Florida with her friends this weekend and brought me back this gas station shirt, I love her so much
August 7, 2023 at 2:04 PM
My wife went to Florida with her friends this weekend and brought me back this gas station shirt, I love her so much
Babe wake up, the Postman got new glasses
August 4, 2023 at 6:14 PM
Babe wake up, the Postman got new glasses
Nobody:
7yo breastfeeders 30 seconds after arriving in a public location:
7yo breastfeeders 30 seconds after arriving in a public location:
August 4, 2023 at 3:56 PM
Nobody:
7yo breastfeeders 30 seconds after arriving in a public location:
7yo breastfeeders 30 seconds after arriving in a public location:
Happy Sweet 16 to the greatest achievement in modern cinematic history
August 3, 2023 at 6:14 PM
Happy Sweet 16 to the greatest achievement in modern cinematic history