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for every uncessarsry, florid word she writes she loses one eyebrow hair
December 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
for every uncessarsry, florid word she writes she loses one eyebrow hair
The vice-vice president, he's so tiny and dumb, can only grow half a beard.
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The vice-vice president, he's so tiny and dumb, can only grow half a beard.
always standing, lifting, constant short sprints as they try to run away, no time to eat. i lost ~15-20 pounds after each of our kids, can't imagine the compounding factor of two at once
December 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
always standing, lifting, constant short sprints as they try to run away, no time to eat. i lost ~15-20 pounds after each of our kids, can't imagine the compounding factor of two at once
there's no better weight loss regime than toddler wrangling
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
there's no better weight loss regime than toddler wrangling
i come from a very evangelical family, unfortunately, and they were 100% NIV. maybe things have changed, but I think that's considered the true version.
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
i come from a very evangelical family, unfortunately, and they were 100% NIV. maybe things have changed, but I think that's considered the true version.
Are those the miso onions?
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Are those the miso onions?
No team that moves to three cities can ever truly succeed (Cardinals, Raiders).
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
No team that moves to three cities can ever truly succeed (Cardinals, Raiders).
his football player hamburger piles was the only thing that compares
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
his football player hamburger piles was the only thing that compares
snapdoodle toys in seattle has that. i've seen it at a few different independent toy stores
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
snapdoodle toys in seattle has that. i've seen it at a few different independent toy stores
they really want to watch a bruce lee movie
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
they really want to watch a bruce lee movie
Yeah, she was modeling at 5. Real stage parent problems here.
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Yeah, she was modeling at 5. Real stage parent problems here.
knower rules
November 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
knower rules
These people really need to have kids but also definitely should never have kids.
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
These people really need to have kids but also definitely should never have kids.
I still see kids with Sounders stuff, but I do suspect the Apple deal could be really detrimental to growing the league with kids. The games mostly start later than they used to, fewer afternoon games, and they aren't on TV anymore.
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I still see kids with Sounders stuff, but I do suspect the Apple deal could be really detrimental to growing the league with kids. The games mostly start later than they used to, fewer afternoon games, and they aren't on TV anymore.
The flight problems are the only ones they might personally experience.
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The flight problems are the only ones they might personally experience.
He really wants a reason to use the insurrection act.
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
He really wants a reason to use the insurrection act.
Yeah, but on the other hand senators love taking flights for vacation.
November 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Yeah, but on the other hand senators love taking flights for vacation.
just history's greatest losers
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
just history's greatest losers
100% chance he was getting himself the hell away from a miasma
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
100% chance he was getting himself the hell away from a miasma
flesh this out a bit, put it up on azlyrics as a guided by voices song, and no one would question it
November 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
flesh this out a bit, put it up on azlyrics as a guided by voices song, and no one would question it
Tye A is very similar to Adam Moffat's signature.
October 31, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Tye A is very similar to Adam Moffat's signature.
let them eat AI hallucinations
October 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
let them eat AI hallucinations
Clear evidence you're dealing with a Dumb Guy.
October 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Clear evidence you're dealing with a Dumb Guy.
you wind up with names like this, i feel like transit assault might be inevitable
October 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
you wind up with names like this, i feel like transit assault might be inevitable