christmas makeup content makes me so happy. yes. ring the bells

the way i’m old now and when newer little monsters are confused about something that happened a long time ago i can sometimes clarify just from memory

which one is which

does anyone know what krabby patties are made of? it occurred to me yesterday that there are now cows in the ocean and they could be crab patties. but that would mean mr. krabs sells his own kind, which could be interesting plot wise given his obsession with money. but then i remember manatees

i started dressing up to go to the office more often and it’s cute because some peoples facial expressions are like when andy starts dressing up in the devil wears prada

this means i can wear christmas colors casually right?

i saw a deer on my hike yesterday which was so fun, but i couldn’t help but think “where there is prey there are predators” so i left swiftly

someone host a chel lookalike contest

sad that we live in a society where some men have to participate in such a spectacle well into middle age likely due to financial need

oh to be a frog

happy charli xcx on SNL day

hi it’s me you’re all in danger