Posterior Malone
@posteriormalone.bsky.social
@PosteriorMalone on the other one.
I just want to sit on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.
I just want to sit on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.
I think it’s fairly easy to determine once you have a general sense of the types of ego-slights that make him mad, much less irate.
December 21, 2024 at 9:23 AM
I think it’s fairly easy to determine once you have a general sense of the types of ego-slights that make him mad, much less irate.
No one has ever had just one
December 15, 2024 at 12:11 PM
No one has ever had just one
Oh, his latest chalk red line.
December 14, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Oh, his latest chalk red line.
Dude can get lost, permanently
December 14, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Dude can get lost, permanently
Don’t worry, this will just be a sub-department of DOGE.
They’ll place a Food Stamps Enforcement Officer at each point of sale, with a red telephone they can use to call HQ in the case of super confusing items like boston baked beans.
There is going to be so much efficiency you’ll be sick of it.
They’ll place a Food Stamps Enforcement Officer at each point of sale, with a red telephone they can use to call HQ in the case of super confusing items like boston baked beans.
There is going to be so much efficiency you’ll be sick of it.
December 13, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Don’t worry, this will just be a sub-department of DOGE.
They’ll place a Food Stamps Enforcement Officer at each point of sale, with a red telephone they can use to call HQ in the case of super confusing items like boston baked beans.
There is going to be so much efficiency you’ll be sick of it.
They’ll place a Food Stamps Enforcement Officer at each point of sale, with a red telephone they can use to call HQ in the case of super confusing items like boston baked beans.
There is going to be so much efficiency you’ll be sick of it.
This advertisement…is not selling boots
December 13, 2024 at 8:50 AM
This advertisement…is not selling boots
Once he finds out about the lack of fortune, Trump is going to be so relieved that he only married off Tiffany to them
December 13, 2024 at 8:47 AM
Once he finds out about the lack of fortune, Trump is going to be so relieved that he only married off Tiffany to them
Dude just sucks, top to bottom
December 13, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Dude just sucks, top to bottom
And thank jeebus it did. Still awesome.
December 13, 2024 at 2:39 AM
And thank jeebus it did. Still awesome.
It would seem to be heavy malpractice if they didn’t have sources in the crowd.
But, you know, spin facts and imaginations however is required to make yourselves look less incompetent, craven and idiotic, MAGA.
But, you know, spin facts and imaginations however is required to make yourselves look less incompetent, craven and idiotic, MAGA.
December 13, 2024 at 2:38 AM
It would seem to be heavy malpractice if they didn’t have sources in the crowd.
But, you know, spin facts and imaginations however is required to make yourselves look less incompetent, craven and idiotic, MAGA.
But, you know, spin facts and imaginations however is required to make yourselves look less incompetent, craven and idiotic, MAGA.
This is good but you missed picanha, which is in the top 3-4 done properly
December 8, 2024 at 7:11 AM
This is good but you missed picanha, which is in the top 3-4 done properly
Remember, pick up all the mushrooms along the way
December 8, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Remember, pick up all the mushrooms along the way
The Rolling Stools
December 7, 2024 at 7:23 AM
The Rolling Stools
It’s less deep analysis and more explaining his tells.
It all flows from the same two sources:
1. Power - does it make me (feel or actually) more powerful
2. Ego - does it flatter or insult me
It all flows from the same two sources:
1. Power - does it make me (feel or actually) more powerful
2. Ego - does it flatter or insult me
December 7, 2024 at 7:19 AM
It’s less deep analysis and more explaining his tells.
It all flows from the same two sources:
1. Power - does it make me (feel or actually) more powerful
2. Ego - does it flatter or insult me
It all flows from the same two sources:
1. Power - does it make me (feel or actually) more powerful
2. Ego - does it flatter or insult me
One of the finest sandwiches known to man.
Grilled lemongrass pork banh mi is undefeated.
Grilled lemongrass pork banh mi is undefeated.
December 7, 2024 at 5:09 AM
One of the finest sandwiches known to man.
Grilled lemongrass pork banh mi is undefeated.
Grilled lemongrass pork banh mi is undefeated.
Correct. That and throttling performance (esp before it could be toggled) are reasonable arguments.
December 6, 2024 at 9:01 AM
Correct. That and throttling performance (esp before it could be toggled) are reasonable arguments.
You can make arguments for planned obsolescence for iphones,
Outpacing expected battery life / physical limitations of the battery by a factor of 2-3 does not support that argument.
Anyway enjoy your new phone ☎️
Outpacing expected battery life / physical limitations of the battery by a factor of 2-3 does not support that argument.
Anyway enjoy your new phone ☎️
December 6, 2024 at 8:45 AM
You can make arguments for planned obsolescence for iphones,
Outpacing expected battery life / physical limitations of the battery by a factor of 2-3 does not support that argument.
Anyway enjoy your new phone ☎️
Outpacing expected battery life / physical limitations of the battery by a factor of 2-3 does not support that argument.
Anyway enjoy your new phone ☎️
(That’s not planned obsolescence)
December 6, 2024 at 8:41 AM
(That’s not planned obsolescence)
Considering the expected life of a Li-Ion battery is several years or 300-500 charge cycles, sounds like you made out just fine.
If that’s the only issue, and it’s replaceable, it’s really not a strong argument for ‘planned obsolescence’
If that’s the only issue, and it’s replaceable, it’s really not a strong argument for ‘planned obsolescence’
December 6, 2024 at 8:38 AM
Considering the expected life of a Li-Ion battery is several years or 300-500 charge cycles, sounds like you made out just fine.
If that’s the only issue, and it’s replaceable, it’s really not a strong argument for ‘planned obsolescence’
If that’s the only issue, and it’s replaceable, it’s really not a strong argument for ‘planned obsolescence’
I can guarantee you it will be as nauseating as possible.
A small price to pay for satisfying the ego of the Czacks
A small price to pay for satisfying the ego of the Czacks
December 6, 2024 at 4:55 AM
I can guarantee you it will be as nauseating as possible.
A small price to pay for satisfying the ego of the Czacks
A small price to pay for satisfying the ego of the Czacks