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Postal Speed Weed
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just a 26 y/o shitposter from beyond time and space who hyperfixates on the most random shit imaginable
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Reposted by Postal Speed Weed
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If anything theyre taking a page from the noncanon Metroid Prime 2 Manga, Episodes of Aether
Which honestly? GOOD! I wanna see Samus interact with some more feds only to witness the horror of Sylux absolutely wiping the fucking floor with them.

I will concede however that myles needs to stop tho.
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I have my own criticisms of Metroid Prime 3 - really in how segmented the maps and backtracking was - but the Fed interaction wasnt even that bad. It was cool as fuck to be boots on the ground in Norion, or beseiging the Pirate Homeworld
But then the rest of it all you had was the Aurora Unit
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Look im still gonna argue this shit until the day I die, and its gonna be a hot take as is
Especially given I've been with Metroid since the OG MP1 on tje GameCube
I dont think that its bad for Samus to interact with the feds at all here, especially in the context of a pre-Fusion timeline
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Reposted by Postal Speed Weed
my mean opinion said in the nicest way, while replaying this and being excited whenever someone speaks to samus, is people really gotta stop overreacting to prime 4’s Very Obvious Tutorial npc as if it ruins the whole game and like. smell some flowers. it’ll be ok guys. i love samus meeting randoms
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM