@possumking865.bsky.social
Owning cats is a lot like that song “Building a Mystery” but the mystery is which cat threw up where
February 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Owning cats is a lot like that song “Building a Mystery” but the mystery is which cat threw up where
Keeping warm
February 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Keeping warm
We’re reading about Bede
February 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
We’re reading about Bede
Someone did to him what he wants to do to all women’s shoes so they can’t leave the house
February 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Someone did to him what he wants to do to all women’s shoes so they can’t leave the house
Late Night Convos with My Wife
Me: Good night and I love you.
My Wife: Even if you don’t get excited about football like I do?
Me: You mean the social-political-economic aspect?
MW: No. Like the actual game.
Me: Oh.
Me: Good night and I love you.
My Wife: Even if you don’t get excited about football like I do?
Me: You mean the social-political-economic aspect?
MW: No. Like the actual game.
Me: Oh.
February 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Late Night Convos with My Wife
Me: Good night and I love you.
My Wife: Even if you don’t get excited about football like I do?
Me: You mean the social-political-economic aspect?
MW: No. Like the actual game.
Me: Oh.
Me: Good night and I love you.
My Wife: Even if you don’t get excited about football like I do?
Me: You mean the social-political-economic aspect?
MW: No. Like the actual game.
Me: Oh.
Woke up and remembered that Harrison Butker plays for the Chiefs and lost last night
February 10, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Woke up and remembered that Harrison Butker plays for the Chiefs and lost last night
Dude grew his hair out and now he’s gotta wait like a whole other year to become Mrs. Swift.
February 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Dude grew his hair out and now he’s gotta wait like a whole other year to become Mrs. Swift.
Remember Kids:
There’s no such thing as a good billionaire no matter how many different color vinyls you got tricked into buying
There’s no such thing as a good billionaire no matter how many different color vinyls you got tricked into buying
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Remember Kids:
There’s no such thing as a good billionaire no matter how many different color vinyls you got tricked into buying
There’s no such thing as a good billionaire no matter how many different color vinyls you got tricked into buying
Fun Fact:
The Eagles can afford their own McDonald’s.
The Eagles can afford their own McDonald’s.
February 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Fun Fact:
The Eagles can afford their own McDonald’s.
The Eagles can afford their own McDonald’s.
I wish he’d hurry hope so they can get divorced and she can put out a non-mid album.
Unrelated, but I started rewatching Abbot Elementary out of pure joy after the Super Bowl tonight.
GO BIRDS!!!
Unrelated, but I started rewatching Abbot Elementary out of pure joy after the Super Bowl tonight.
GO BIRDS!!!
February 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I wish he’d hurry hope so they can get divorced and she can put out a non-mid album.
Unrelated, but I started rewatching Abbot Elementary out of pure joy after the Super Bowl tonight.
GO BIRDS!!!
Unrelated, but I started rewatching Abbot Elementary out of pure joy after the Super Bowl tonight.
GO BIRDS!!!
OH NO! WE DON’T GET TO HEAR T-SWIFT’S BF SCREAM “VIVA LAS VEGAS” IN HIS CTE-LADEN VOICE/DRAWL LIKE LAST YEAR!
HOW WILL WE SURVIE?
HOW WILL WE SURVIE?
February 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
OH NO! WE DON’T GET TO HEAR T-SWIFT’S BF SCREAM “VIVA LAS VEGAS” IN HIS CTE-LADEN VOICE/DRAWL LIKE LAST YEAR!
HOW WILL WE SURVIE?
HOW WILL WE SURVIE?
OH NO DID I GET POLITCAL?! (lol don’t care u suck if u mad 45 and President Musk literally hates 💯% of your DNA😂)
February 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
OH NO DID I GET POLITCAL?! (lol don’t care u suck if u mad 45 and President Musk literally hates 💯% of your DNA😂)
OH NO DID I GET POLITCAL?! (lol don’t care u suck if u mad 😂)
February 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
OH NO DID I GET POLITCAL?! (lol don’t care u suck if u mad 😂)
Watching the Chiefs get a touchdown is like giving your kid an orange slice after scoring a point on AYSO
February 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Watching the Chiefs get a touchdown is like giving your kid an orange slice after scoring a point on AYSO
My wife who is a die hard Blackhawks fan:
They’re playing like the Blackhawks.
They’re playing like the Blackhawks.
February 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My wife who is a die hard Blackhawks fan:
They’re playing like the Blackhawks.
They’re playing like the Blackhawks.
THE ANNOUNCERS ARE LITERALLY DOWNPLAYING A SUPER BOWL WIN BECAUSE T-SWIFT’S BOYFRIEND DIDN’T WIN
February 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
THE ANNOUNCERS ARE LITERALLY DOWNPLAYING A SUPER BOWL WIN BECAUSE T-SWIFT’S BOYFRIEND DIDN’T WIN
THE ANNOUNCERS TRYING TO ACT LIKE THE CHIEFS HAVE A LEGACY WHEN T-SWIFT WAS PAYING OFF REFS 🤣
February 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
THE ANNOUNCERS TRYING TO ACT LIKE THE CHIEFS HAVE A LEGACY WHEN T-SWIFT WAS PAYING OFF REFS 🤣
THE EAGLE’S KICKER IS MY FAVORITE NFL PLAYER OF ALL TIME AND WATCHING T-SWIFT’S REF’S TRY TO PENALIZE HIM FRO BETTER NG HALFWAY DECENT IS MY FAVORITE THING OF ALL TIME.
Okey, my favorite thing this Sunday night.
Okey, my favorite thing this Sunday night.
February 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
THE EAGLE’S KICKER IS MY FAVORITE NFL PLAYER OF ALL TIME AND WATCHING T-SWIFT’S REF’S TRY TO PENALIZE HIM FRO BETTER NG HALFWAY DECENT IS MY FAVORITE THING OF ALL TIME.
Okey, my favorite thing this Sunday night.
Okey, my favorite thing this Sunday night.
THE ANNOUNCERS LITERALLY JUST POINTED OUT RUPERT MURDOCH AT THE GAME (appealing to their oligarch overlords) 🤣
February 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
THE ANNOUNCERS LITERALLY JUST POINTED OUT RUPERT MURDOCH AT THE GAME (appealing to their oligarch overlords) 🤣
Brady’s watch is the most single dad thing I’ve seen since Bill Belichick’s GF
February 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Brady’s watch is the most single dad thing I’ve seen since Bill Belichick’s GF