Male comedians are much more inclined to do this weird thing where they point out that someone in the audience isn’t laughing or smiling and it’s so bizarre because you are only highlighting your own inadequacy as an entertainer??

Wrote this one

Listen I’m not saying we need to bring assassination back but I WOULD like Kaiser to be a little nervous when they start playing games this enrollment period

An “LA Free Solo” is when you drive without Waze

The Wicked movie coming out reminds me of the time in middle school when my friend’s *very Republican* mom was talking about how the show was “such a good social commentary” and i really want to send her a message that’s like “fyi you voted for the Wizard” but I also don’t want to get shot

Tr*mp def thinks Dr. Oz is like, the Wizard of

Making RFK Jr. the head of the Health Department is like making the football coach who thinks girls pee and get their period out of the same hole the health teacher at a high school..oh wait, this tracks America.

How did you all explain to older family members who Jake Paul was yesterday?

What is this?