Finally, America has achieved the Forever Miata

If there is a party that wants to hurt me and a second party that just allows the first party to do what it wants, the logical choice is clear: spend a day off in November reading comic books

A lot of people shit on Schumer because of his tendency to cave to Republicans, but you’ve gotta hand it to him as a communicator. Incredible rizz from ole Chuck

Old Sheldon

Achilles, the ultimate badass, was definitely fighting for uh princesses, yeah

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: the communists were right again.

The only viable path is to somehow convince Chuck Schumer that the Americans harmed by GOP policies are actually Israelis. The people losing their healthcare are in Sderot, Chuck, they need you

I think we probably need to divorce ourselves from the idea that centrist Democrats are at all responsive to what voters want. That’s not what they’re there for and it’s not what they care about

Nothing better underscores that Dems have no values or beliefs than the fact that they called every issue except ACA subsidies a distraction and then proceeded to fully capitulate on ACA subsidies