Spray tan lotion and filled diaper. It is “Ew de Toilet”.
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Spray tan lotion and filled diaper. It is “Ew de Toilet”.
Poor Karls.
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Poor Karls.
Not sure the context but Mar-a-Lago comes to mind.
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Not sure the context but Mar-a-Lago comes to mind.
Karoline’s “May of years past-December” marriage makes me wonder if her motivation for distracting and lying about the Epstein files is covering for her spouse and his friends as well.
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Karoline’s “May of years past-December” marriage makes me wonder if her motivation for distracting and lying about the Epstein files is covering for her spouse and his friends as well.
Maybe they are prematurely counting Venezuela?
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Maybe they are prematurely counting Venezuela?
It’s difficult to eat a digital title. Not very filling.
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
It’s difficult to eat a digital title. Not very filling.
Why ruin a perfectly good wall? There’s plenty of open grassland teeming with birds looking for carrion.
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Why ruin a perfectly good wall? There’s plenty of open grassland teeming with birds looking for carrion.
Not sure who took the picture but having it angled and framed or cropped such that the county courthouse only has “cunt” showing is clever.
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Not sure who took the picture but having it angled and framed or cropped such that the county courthouse only has “cunt” showing is clever.
Well, for my friend, it mostly seems to depend upon which end the socks come out of. They are always wet, but small pairs of socks have come out the front whereas individual socks can come out of either end.
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Well, for my friend, it mostly seems to depend upon which end the socks come out of. They are always wet, but small pairs of socks have come out the front whereas individual socks can come out of either end.
As a dog, I prefer to pee on real brickwork, but above the first floor pre-laid panels are ok.
November 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
As a dog, I prefer to pee on real brickwork, but above the first floor pre-laid panels are ok.
Nobody ever appreciates what the people who test these things are subjected to.
My question is how many socks can it handle. Asking for a friend.
My question is how many socks can it handle. Asking for a friend.
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Nobody ever appreciates what the people who test these things are subjected to.
My question is how many socks can it handle. Asking for a friend.
My question is how many socks can it handle. Asking for a friend.
I assume that he is filling his pants, that’s how a lot of babies look when they are blowing out their diaper.
November 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I assume that he is filling his pants, that’s how a lot of babies look when they are blowing out their diaper.
Ship them all to Epstein Island?
November 1, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Ship them all to Epstein Island?
I’m actually surprised it was as high as 1.28. He must have been smarter back then.
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I’m actually surprised it was as high as 1.28. He must have been smarter back then.
Trump likes his steak well done and with ketchup (really) because he is approximately 4 years old (technically hyperbole but yes really). Anyone eating around that monster is making a sacrifice, of sorts.
October 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Trump likes his steak well done and with ketchup (really) because he is approximately 4 years old (technically hyperbole but yes really). Anyone eating around that monster is making a sacrifice, of sorts.
It would explain why he mysteriously has no bank accounts or assets, he is owned by Epstein (now Trump?).
October 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It would explain why he mysteriously has no bank accounts or assets, he is owned by Epstein (now Trump?).
It’s versatile, I am told. I’m guessing Dale has thought a lot about both crack and sucking.
October 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
It’s versatile, I am told. I’m guessing Dale has thought a lot about both crack and sucking.
Fuckers name is Dale.
October 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Fuckers name is Dale.
Usually worthless Republican husbands that want them to be barefoot and in the kitchen, but they make up for it by being tremendously racist. After all, nobody has had it as hard as you and you are better than everyone else!?! Enjoy the self doubt and inferiority complex! You’ve earned it!
October 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Usually worthless Republican husbands that want them to be barefoot and in the kitchen, but they make up for it by being tremendously racist. After all, nobody has had it as hard as you and you are better than everyone else!?! Enjoy the self doubt and inferiority complex! You’ve earned it!
Let’s face it, Mike Johnson is also in the Epstein files. What else would be so motivating for him not to have a vote on it?
October 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Let’s face it, Mike Johnson is also in the Epstein files. What else would be so motivating for him not to have a vote on it?
Still plenty of velvet leaf but winter is coming soon!
October 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Still plenty of velvet leaf but winter is coming soon!
The chicken wing.
October 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The chicken wing.
I feel like local code enforcement and the historical society ought to wreck his shit.
Do they even have a permit?
Do they even have a permit?
October 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I feel like local code enforcement and the historical society ought to wreck his shit.
Do they even have a permit?
Do they even have a permit?
There’s a reason Idaho is full of potatoes.
I am not referring to the starchy tuber.
I am not referring to the starchy tuber.
October 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
There’s a reason Idaho is full of potatoes.
I am not referring to the starchy tuber.
I am not referring to the starchy tuber.