Olivia Nuzlocke
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Olivia Nuzlocke
@posindustries.starts.party
Hi, I'm TV's POS Industries!

Professionalish disembodied voice. Discontent creator. Fighting game fraud. Grand finals commentator for Evo, Combo Breaker, CEO, and SO much more! Not picky on pronouns.

(I block strangers who word search to argue with me.)
>Buy FF7 Rebirth for half off on Steam
>Game won't boot because I don't have one of the five GPUs that support DirectX 12 Ultimate
>Roommate offers the PS5 copy I bought her for Xmas last year
>PS5 disc reader isn't working

I have never had so much difficulty playing a game in my life.
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It's a treat and I'm glad ponying up the dough eventually allowed me to finally look sick as hell in that game.
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
THE 90S ARE BACK!
December 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Black sweater, miniskirt, and sensible flats, accessorized for a sudden change in weather.

Can't go wrong.
December 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
All right, they got me to log in again for a few minutes.
December 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Okay, I have officially done everything I care to do in this version of the game and my team is all at 100 and ready to go whenever I pick up the DLC.

Time to play something else.
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Jacinthe fanart is so funny because most of it completely ignores that she's roughly the same height, build, and probably age as the player character.
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Maybe nobody owes me money in a strictly legal sense, but I am always going to be a little miffed that they isolated my voice from SamSho and put it over COTW footage to make COTW look better and then declined to pay me to commentate SamSho because I don't commentate COTW.
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Wait did Whitney have rich parents?

...She did! Also her father's name was Cummings and her mother's maiden name was Cumming? So she was Cumming and Cummings again?

I'd say "Don't bring a blacklight" around that house but I don't think her family's ever been around *anything* black.
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Welcome aboard, Vedette.
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 AM
"I'm not going to bother shalpha hunting a Metagross. Beldum and Metang only spawn in one room and the whole line is a bitch to catch anyway."

This fucking game:
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 AM
"...Sure, kid, but it depends on how much beer you're trying to score. Y'all got a trench coat and one of your dads' ID?"
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Me after parking my 2007 Nissan Sentra directly in front of the Okamoto Kitchen truck, plowing over half a Melty bracket in the process: "Can't help being a Mai player!"
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"Your mother fucking life ends 30 measures from now."
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Reddit: "That's a stretch." "I don't see it."

You don't see it? Really?
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Little shit spawned seconds before daybreak, on the other side of the battle zone barrier, and exiting through the barrier would cause me to walk too fast and scare him off, so all I could do was wait.
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
You can raise affection with your pokemon by taking them out for coffee.
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Look at these dorks.
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Fascist be like:
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
BIG RED
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
YOOOOO MY FIRST SHALPHA LET'S GOOOOOO

I fought a thousand battles for this day.
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM