December 7: Hitched (2001)
I would never cheat on Sheryl Lee, but that’s just me, I guess. While the leads turn in good performances and the humor is mildly amusing, Strick’s writing and direction is undercooked and poorly handles explorations of misogyny.
5/10
I would never cheat on Sheryl Lee, but that’s just me, I guess. While the leads turn in good performances and the humor is mildly amusing, Strick’s writing and direction is undercooked and poorly handles explorations of misogyny.
5/10
December 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
December 7: Hitched (2001)
I would never cheat on Sheryl Lee, but that’s just me, I guess. While the leads turn in good performances and the humor is mildly amusing, Strick’s writing and direction is undercooked and poorly handles explorations of misogyny.
5/10
I would never cheat on Sheryl Lee, but that’s just me, I guess. While the leads turn in good performances and the humor is mildly amusing, Strick’s writing and direction is undercooked and poorly handles explorations of misogyny.
5/10
Only thing he should host is a parasite
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Only thing he should host is a parasite
I wouldn’t know, no one’s ever kissed me correctly
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I wouldn’t know, no one’s ever kissed me correctly
November 30 (bonus): Eloise at Christmastime (2003)
They should’ve made ten more movies with this little shit. While not as mature and well-rounded as the first film, Eloise’s adventures continue to entertain and Creel steals the show with charm and class-A singing.
7/10
They should’ve made ten more movies with this little shit. While not as mature and well-rounded as the first film, Eloise’s adventures continue to entertain and Creel steals the show with charm and class-A singing.
7/10
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
November 30 (bonus): Eloise at Christmastime (2003)
They should’ve made ten more movies with this little shit. While not as mature and well-rounded as the first film, Eloise’s adventures continue to entertain and Creel steals the show with charm and class-A singing.
7/10
They should’ve made ten more movies with this little shit. While not as mature and well-rounded as the first film, Eloise’s adventures continue to entertain and Creel steals the show with charm and class-A singing.
7/10
November 30: Eloise at the Plaza (2003)
Absolutely adorable. With a simple yet well-structured screenplay, Broughton’s whimsical score and Vassilieva’s kinetic energy, this family classic works with its TV budget incredibly well.
8/10
Absolutely adorable. With a simple yet well-structured screenplay, Broughton’s whimsical score and Vassilieva’s kinetic energy, this family classic works with its TV budget incredibly well.
8/10
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
November 30: Eloise at the Plaza (2003)
Absolutely adorable. With a simple yet well-structured screenplay, Broughton’s whimsical score and Vassilieva’s kinetic energy, this family classic works with its TV budget incredibly well.
8/10
Absolutely adorable. With a simple yet well-structured screenplay, Broughton’s whimsical score and Vassilieva’s kinetic energy, this family classic works with its TV budget incredibly well.
8/10
November 18 (bonus): The Little Things (2021)
Despite Newman’s excellent score and the actors turning in great performances, Hancock’s neo-noir is too dependent on a blatant Fincher pastiche, its writing and aesthetic too derivative to ever truly stand out.
6/10
Despite Newman’s excellent score and the actors turning in great performances, Hancock’s neo-noir is too dependent on a blatant Fincher pastiche, its writing and aesthetic too derivative to ever truly stand out.
6/10
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
November 18 (bonus): The Little Things (2021)
Despite Newman’s excellent score and the actors turning in great performances, Hancock’s neo-noir is too dependent on a blatant Fincher pastiche, its writing and aesthetic too derivative to ever truly stand out.
6/10
Despite Newman’s excellent score and the actors turning in great performances, Hancock’s neo-noir is too dependent on a blatant Fincher pastiche, its writing and aesthetic too derivative to ever truly stand out.
6/10
November 18: Training Day (2001)
Washington is practically unrecognizable as he delivers a tour de force performance in Fuqua’s horrifying, searing portrait of L.A. police, with Ayer’s screenplay brilliantly entwining character study with blockbuster thrills.
9/10
Washington is practically unrecognizable as he delivers a tour de force performance in Fuqua’s horrifying, searing portrait of L.A. police, with Ayer’s screenplay brilliantly entwining character study with blockbuster thrills.
9/10
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
November 18: Training Day (2001)
Washington is practically unrecognizable as he delivers a tour de force performance in Fuqua’s horrifying, searing portrait of L.A. police, with Ayer’s screenplay brilliantly entwining character study with blockbuster thrills.
9/10
Washington is practically unrecognizable as he delivers a tour de force performance in Fuqua’s horrifying, searing portrait of L.A. police, with Ayer’s screenplay brilliantly entwining character study with blockbuster thrills.
9/10