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poryout.bsky.social
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@poryout.bsky.social
ok maybe there are SOME highly esteemed deeds commemorated here 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄. mid-20s sabertooth snow leopard. he/him, she/her (in a gay guy way), theta delta. pfp: @catboots.co.uk
Burnout 3: Takedown, Literally the Best Racing Game Ever Made

more obscure: Stretch Panic and Graffiti Kingdom are the weird kinda thing you could only get away with on the best-selling console ever.

also Tail Concerto. play Tail Concerto
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
November 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i'm currently waiting for my car to be charged in a Fred Meyer this morning after--of fucking course--visiting a fast charger at 6:30 am to find all the spots are taken.

i'm gonna be late for work. lmao
November 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
THANK FUCK i had the foresight to bring my wall charger with me.

the (again honestly vastly underpaid) front desk worker and i go to the office next door, owned by the hotel, unscrew a bolted-down outside power outlet, and plug in.
i sleep in my car for the first time.
November 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
i walk into the lobby and explain my whole Deal.
the. honestly vastly underpaid. overnight front desk worker. and i go over some options. they are basically "get towed" or "who knows when you can charge". i'm the most stressed i have ever been since starting prozac
November 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
so i'm looking for Anything. closest i find is a hotel nearby--two chargers, i can stay the night and recharge, then leave in the morning. that's the plan then!

i get to the hotel. one charger is taken. the other is broken. the range estimate on my car is "---".
November 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
...when i arrive in the lot with three percent battery and wonder where the hell the charging stations are.

ok. ok Fuck. Where Two then.
November 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
charger i plan to use is at a walmart. this went great on the way up, so i can just use the same thing in the way back. i'm at 95 percent charge so everything is cool.

i put the wrong walmart into waze. i do not realize this until two hours later.
November 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
fuck off
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
as an adult, American specifically, probably OTGW. need to set up the yearly rewatch of that.

as a kid, if i had to point to ONE, for several reasons: Gravity Falls. you can link that show to horror, pro wrestling, melodrama, mystery...basically my whole Thing
October 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
October 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
no no no you don't understand. Jerry's entire thing is building guys to snuggle with. he refuses to draw outright porn but he WILL get you to think about getting a GREAT hug
October 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
this took me like 20 minutes
October 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
this shit was SO good
October 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM