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Timesplitters Rewind is cool, but on the other hand, I never wanted to behold this character in HD so for that crime I shall never forgive it
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Timesplitters Rewind is cool, but on the other hand, I never wanted to behold this character in HD so for that crime I shall never forgive it
you play as TRI, a Seed who has become trapped in the world of Garden. a place sadly all to familiar to them.
the only way to escape is to follow the trail once more, to learn how to blossom again in a world so hostile towards them
screenshots below!!
the only way to escape is to follow the trail once more, to learn how to blossom again in a world so hostile towards them
screenshots below!!
October 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
you play as TRI, a Seed who has become trapped in the world of Garden. a place sadly all to familiar to them.
the only way to escape is to follow the trail once more, to learn how to blossom again in a world so hostile towards them
screenshots below!!
the only way to escape is to follow the trail once more, to learn how to blossom again in a world so hostile towards them
screenshots below!!
REDEMPTION!!
October 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
REDEMPTION!!
Pokémon Legends ZA was so much fun I had an absolute blast playing through it
I think it’s finally happened, Pokemon has gotten its grips in me because now I’m going back and playing X
I think it’s finally happened, Pokemon has gotten its grips in me because now I’m going back and playing X
October 29, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Pokémon Legends ZA was so much fun I had an absolute blast playing through it
I think it’s finally happened, Pokemon has gotten its grips in me because now I’m going back and playing X
I think it’s finally happened, Pokemon has gotten its grips in me because now I’m going back and playing X
they made Yooka goth and trans in Yooka-Replaylee thats so cool
October 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
they made Yooka goth and trans in Yooka-Replaylee thats so cool
Beat the first Silent Hill today! Had no idea what to expect going in, have never beaten a survival horror game before, but it was a really fun time!!
Surprisingly chill for a horror game, let me just focus on taking in the atmosphere and exploring the world, it was good : )
Surprisingly chill for a horror game, let me just focus on taking in the atmosphere and exploring the world, it was good : )
October 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Beat the first Silent Hill today! Had no idea what to expect going in, have never beaten a survival horror game before, but it was a really fun time!!
Surprisingly chill for a horror game, let me just focus on taking in the atmosphere and exploring the world, it was good : )
Surprisingly chill for a horror game, let me just focus on taking in the atmosphere and exploring the world, it was good : )
I think Monster Hunter going for a more realistic look in World and Wilds is such a mistake when the older games, or spin-offs like Rise and Stories with more stylised graphics are just infinitely more appealing to look at
October 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I think Monster Hunter going for a more realistic look in World and Wilds is such a mistake when the older games, or spin-offs like Rise and Stories with more stylised graphics are just infinitely more appealing to look at
They're selling a copy of a game for a console that doesn't exist
That they say in the description they CANNOT gurantee will exist
But it comes with a free copy of the game on the Amico Home App
But Evel Knievel ISN'T EVEN ON THE APP
And they can't guarantee it ever will be
Is so funny
That they say in the description they CANNOT gurantee will exist
But it comes with a free copy of the game on the Amico Home App
But Evel Knievel ISN'T EVEN ON THE APP
And they can't guarantee it ever will be
Is so funny
October 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
They're selling a copy of a game for a console that doesn't exist
That they say in the description they CANNOT gurantee will exist
But it comes with a free copy of the game on the Amico Home App
But Evel Knievel ISN'T EVEN ON THE APP
And they can't guarantee it ever will be
Is so funny
That they say in the description they CANNOT gurantee will exist
But it comes with a free copy of the game on the Amico Home App
But Evel Knievel ISN'T EVEN ON THE APP
And they can't guarantee it ever will be
Is so funny
They're also apparently still selling the physical versions of the Amico games? They've moved the shop over to ebay, but you can own a physical copy of Finnigan Fox on a console that may or may not ever come out for just $25!
The funniest thing for me though is Evel Knivel and its description...
The funniest thing for me though is Evel Knivel and its description...
October 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
They're also apparently still selling the physical versions of the Amico games? They've moved the shop over to ebay, but you can own a physical copy of Finnigan Fox on a console that may or may not ever come out for just $25!
The funniest thing for me though is Evel Knivel and its description...
The funniest thing for me though is Evel Knivel and its description...
The biggest surprise to me in this newsletter was that they're actually going back and updating/fixing things with the games that they already released. I genuinely kinda expected them to just be abandoned.
So I guess once again I will be playing Cornhole to see if it works properly yet or not.
So I guess once again I will be playing Cornhole to see if it works properly yet or not.
October 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The biggest surprise to me in this newsletter was that they're actually going back and updating/fixing things with the games that they already released. I genuinely kinda expected them to just be abandoned.
So I guess once again I will be playing Cornhole to see if it works properly yet or not.
So I guess once again I will be playing Cornhole to see if it works properly yet or not.
A new edition of the Amico Newsletter rolled up into my emails the other day and I thought it'd be funny to share some highlights with you all, as your number 1 source of Amico news.
First, they're bringing 2 more Amico games to Nintendo Switch! Get hype everyone!!
First, they're bringing 2 more Amico games to Nintendo Switch! Get hype everyone!!
October 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
A new edition of the Amico Newsletter rolled up into my emails the other day and I thought it'd be funny to share some highlights with you all, as your number 1 source of Amico news.
First, they're bringing 2 more Amico games to Nintendo Switch! Get hype everyone!!
First, they're bringing 2 more Amico games to Nintendo Switch! Get hype everyone!!
I got Israel propaganda as a YouTube advert the other day with this incredibly evil line in it they say when flying over it in a plane
October 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I got Israel propaganda as a YouTube advert the other day with this incredibly evil line in it they say when flying over it in a plane
she is :)
September 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
she is :)
nooooooo :((( it took a lot of pain (i forgot how much hunter sucks before you get a pet at level 10 (and i also decided i didnt wanna be a human)) but i finally got mine :')
September 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
nooooooo :((( it took a lot of pain (i forgot how much hunter sucks before you get a pet at level 10 (and i also decided i didnt wanna be a human)) but i finally got mine :')
A human hunter in classic WoW... wacky times...
September 19, 2025 at 10:09 AM
A human hunter in classic WoW... wacky times...
I can’t believe the AMICO SWEEP is real, uhhh, thanks so much everyone??????
September 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I can’t believe the AMICO SWEEP is real, uhhh, thanks so much everyone??????
The last time I appeared on camera in a YouTube video (2018) Vs. The video I just released lmao
September 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The last time I appeared on camera in a YouTube video (2018) Vs. The video I just released lmao
See you all tomorrow : )
September 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
See you all tomorrow : )
I decided to check out what my YouTube channel looks like with YouTube's Restricted Mode on and holy shit man this is so dire
I don't think I have a single age restricted video on my channel but it still nukes 80% of the entire channel
I don't think I have a single age restricted video on my channel but it still nukes 80% of the entire channel
September 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I decided to check out what my YouTube channel looks like with YouTube's Restricted Mode on and holy shit man this is so dire
I don't think I have a single age restricted video on my channel but it still nukes 80% of the entire channel
I don't think I have a single age restricted video on my channel but it still nukes 80% of the entire channel
Is it bad the first thing I thought when seeing it was it’d be perfect for emulating the GameCube ascii keyboard controller
September 4, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Is it bad the first thing I thought when seeing it was it’d be perfect for emulating the GameCube ascii keyboard controller
Im trying to draw myself as all of the Dragon Quest III classes and so far have done the Cleric and the Warrior : )
August 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Im trying to draw myself as all of the Dragon Quest III classes and so far have done the Cleric and the Warrior : )
leaked concept art of a new umamasume coming to umamusume (she will come last every race and every training event is just her telling you about a game you’ve never heard of before)
August 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
leaked concept art of a new umamasume coming to umamusume (she will come last every race and every training event is just her telling you about a game you’ve never heard of before)
Yes, sadly, and usually against my will too
August 18, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Yes, sadly, and usually against my will too