Called it 10 days ago…

Literally had him on in background read this and turned off

Can we have Sangita back please.

Should hi five Vlad for showing us the real T-Rump on speed. No more guessing. Many of us knew. Nothing of this surprises me. Hope T-Rump is getting played by the P - Tin. When they’ve finished we can all get back to normal diplomacy

He wants the breadbasket…He fancies properties in EU tourist spots - blow them up, rename them, redevelopments for his grandchildren…and other grizzly ideas

If neighbours are hiding people in their lofts, basements and outhouses then it’s nastis at work (cannot bring myself to write it)… journalists do your jobs… please 🙏

My favourite American ones are, well here goes nuthin’ and 3rd time’s a charm!
Jamaican one, watch me now!
I live by, oh dear, I know how this ends… ah well here goes…

Every week another reason why the American dream is delusional.

The early morning world is a parallel universe to me…since 5 yo I knew I didn’t belong there. Nothing’s open, nothing happening. Missing during peak hours. And yet they need to sneer and tell everyone all day, they’re late.

Dating apps have just gone through a slump too, we’re doomed for a Netflix and pills existence. All we can hope for is that Stella got her humpback.